Monday, December 8, 2014

In the Peasemolds with AK

Here is poor old Another Kiwi contemplating his gardens which he left to the tender mercies of Greenish Hugh and Space Time Eddie whilst AK visited his aunt Griselda up North. Look at AK, he has his jig saw puzzle pyjamas on and everything but there is nothing to be seen as the the so-called gardeners had Eurovision Song Quest Rave-Up Weekend that they "had" to go to and so the Peasemold apples have not been Stumpletwirled and thus will taste like dishrags.
Look! Not even a troupe performingVietnamese  mice can cheer up AK
 Heh heh, one is on a horse! I dunno why the one behind it has a shoe on a stick, but mice, eh. Play by their own rules, baby.
Lawks! What do we see here but a glimpse of the future as foretold by Josiah the Gender Neutral Fowl!
Josiah has said that never mind about the Peasemold's not having the spicy, sweaty saddle smell they usually have. The vile Throgmorton knows a bloke who will buy them all.
Here the happy Riddled team dance around the Peasemold tree in anticipation of a bumper harvest. Snuffles the Dog of Doom is always lurking, however.


rhwombat said...

Aaghh! Bagpipes! No wonder Snuffles looks pissed. I see that they have also mislabeled AK on his wee green horse-like.thingie

rhwombat said...

...where 'wee green horse-like thingie' is, in fact, lion down.

Smut Clyde said...

"Lion down"? RHWombat thinks we are all gullible yokels here but we are not that easily fooled and I for one know perfectly well that lions do not have feathers.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Anonymous Beck is unamused.

Another Kiwi said...

rhwombat may be making a reference to the famous NZ Beer Lion Brown which was most excellent for drowning slugs in. He also notes the random appointing of names software that is one of the joys of Blooger. All may be resolved when I can be arsed to change something, or not.
Mr Thunder's valuable contribution gave me hay fever. And it is not no way Jeff Beck. \m/

OBS said...

Are the Peasemolds really that bad? Are you sure you shouldn't give Pease. a chance?