Saturday, March 21, 2015
Black planet hanging over the highway
There will aggressive drinking and shouting at clouds if those miniature planets do not get out of my face soon, for they are annoying and distracting beyond endurance as they weave around in a complex Douglas-Ouyang dance, as if fooled by the two meanings of 'orbit'.
And are the helpdesk team at IxCorp actually any help? ARE THEY BOGROLL. "Small vision-occluding planets are not covered by the warranty of Tleilaxu artificial eyes, for the feature is mentioned in the small print of the documentation and the User License Agreement." I certainly hope that "conversations may be recorded for the purposes of performance evaluation"; so record this!
Miniature planets are more fun when they are a few orders of magnitude larger and you can poke them right in the eye of the hurricane. HUR HUR your storm is a goatse!
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Most of the planets orbiting my orbit are smaller, & outlined in silver.
Literally moments before this appeared I was idly musing about someone whose name in some circles is almost synonymous w/ teh goatse, IYKWIM.
Good point. Tags updated accordingly.
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