Wednesday, June 3, 2015

In your burning tight leather
you're a firebomb

The plan is worthy of Baldrick in its cunningness. The falcon is wearing false boobies so the crew of the U-boat will be distracted by the view through the periscope and will not notice the explosive-laden toy boat it is towing just below.
Just when you thought you were safe from the bats carrying fire-bombs.

9 comments:

H. Rumbold, Master Barber said...

Petrel bombs.

Smut Clyde said...

I am left fulmarnating.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

This trick's older than Hardrada.

Petrel bombs.

Well played!

Smut Clyde said...

See, I could have mentioned the episode in Harald's Saga when Harald Harðráði used the firebomb-birds, but I refrained because SELF-CONTROL.

JP said...

There is also Olga of Kiev, of course.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Somebody set up us the bird!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Hell pigeon needs a better haircut.
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Smut Clyde said...

ITTDGY (if that is his real name) has neglected to mention teh sweetest part of Hellpigeon story.

Smut Clyde said...

There is also Olga of Kiev, of course
So the Primary Chronicle was recorded about 1113, and predate Snorri Sturlason's description of Harald Hardrada's incendiary-bird-related activities by a century or so? I am disappoint.

Did Snorri have access to a copy of the Primary Chronicle from which to borrow stories and embroider his own novelisations? Wouldn't surprise me. Otherwise, the Google machine informs me that Hardrada was hanging around Kiev around 1040, in time to hear oral accounts of Olga's ruthless ingenuity. I can imagine him or his cronies latching onto the story and deciding to incorporate it into his own Don't-fuck-with-Harald propaganda.