Sunday, September 27, 2015

Where there's a wheel there's a whey

Life continues to imitate a Two Ronnies skit. Casein point: This story is calling out for dairy-product-related puns.

[...] diversions had to be put in place while the challenging clean-up was carried out with the aid of high-powered water blasters.
Highways manager Brett Gliddon said the milk fat solidified and formed a slippery surface across three lanes of the highway.
“Our contractors have been working hard to clean the spill however the road surface is still extremely slippery,” he said.
“This is a highly unusual situation involving a very slippery substance and the crash area includes a steep 35km/h corner, so it is vital the spill is extremely well cleaned up to avoid accidents once the road reopens.”


ckc (not kc) said...

...must have been udder chaos

H. Rumbold, Master Barber said...

don't cry.

rhwombat said...

I hope Brett Glid(e)don isn't lyeing (or using steam cleaning) - 'cause soft soaping Highway 1 might cause several drivers to have cows.

Smut Clyde said...

Ghee up, you lazy buncha bums.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

If they don't clean it up, cars are gonna get creamed.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

There's gotta be a McArdle rule for this situation.