It goes against the grain to say anything positive about the Omics Publishing academic scamsuckers -- they are
an empire of meretricious mendacity who pollute the Intergrid with a firehose torrent of maggot-gagging spam -- but at least their illiteracy sometimes results in an unintentional pun:
Subject: Waiting for your response
From: "Rice Research: Open Access" <editor.jrr@omicsonline.net>
Date: Mon, October 5, 2015 10:40 pm
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Non, je ne regrette rien- Edith Pilaf.
Oh very good.
It goes against the grain to say anything positive about the Omics Publishing academic scamsuckers -- they are positively seedy.
Smut, that's corny.
Non, je ne regrette rien- Edith Pilaf.
I believe there is a cover version by Paella Fitzgerald.
Barley a wheat goes rye withoat some amaizeing claim from some quinoa, milletant, sorghumed whinger, being triticale that some fonio ancient grain is buckwheating trends with amazing durumbility - howemmer that is spelt. Without risottoing teff futile, riceble cereal punning, aramanth to be convinced of any grain from this flailing.
As a because of ya'll bad eggs taking all the puns, I just want to say that the spam pie looks MIGHTY tasty.
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They only exist in the Southern hemisphere.
Smut: really?
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