Monday, November 2, 2015

Dramateur Hour

One thing I learned from watching 'Lucy' is that when you recruit smug-druggling mules, you sew the shipment of chemicals inside each courier's abdominal cavity to prevent them going free-lance.
Not everyone follows this simple precaution and now the level of drama in the GcMAF business is becoming unreasonable:*
[M.] was supposed to pick up a stock of 1000 bottles of the supplement and personally take it to a clinic in England. She went to the airport in Germany, got on the plane, not problems with customs whatsoever. There was another person with her who dropped her at the airport and she said that [M.] got on the plane and there was no problem with Customs in Germany. Well, [M.] never made it to the England clinic with the 1000 bottles of GcMAF. She told them and the company that Customs confiscated all of them. When in reality, she stole them and is using them with her "new" .eu website, to sell them to patients.
This is what happens when you let Le Carre or Len Deighton write the script. The plot gets out of hand. Betrayal follows betrayal in epicyclic wheels-within-wheels, until you lose track of who's quintruple-crossing whom, who's an agent for Big Pharma and who's part of the Alt-Health Insurgency (but they're all in cahoots anyway). I cannot find Cahoots on the map but it appears to be a popular weekend destination.

That sort of thing would never happen at the Riddled Export-Import Bureau where we are, after all, professionals.

UPDATED with Bonus Betrayal for additional histrionics.
Lesley defends Trevor (although they are estranged), limning him as the well-meaning but credulous victim of Machiavellian skullduggery from Amanda and Doug who have played him as a dupe. Doug defends Amanda (although they are estranged), limning her as the well-meaning but credulous victim of Machiavellian dullskuggery from Trevor and Kerri. Anonymous informants leak anonymous stories. It is like a Jacobean revenge tragedy, from before the invention of spelling.

Personally I suspect that after a hard day's work blogging and e-mailing and Skyping, blaming one another for the non-delivery of paid-for snake-oil, they all sit around a cafe table in Cahoots Sofia and have a good laugh together.

16 comments:

rhwombat said...

Grab the GcMAF film rights. Stat!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

That sort of thing would never happen at the Riddled Export-Import Bureau where we are, after all, professionals.

Which brings us right back to Luc Besson.

Smut Clyde said...

Now I am imagining a version of The Fifth Element with subtitled dialog to make it all about snake-oil and alt-health scamming.

rhwombat said...

...or the Downfall scene.

Smut Clyde said...

"GcMAF -- the Opera".

rhwombat said...

Smut:
The whole Der Ring des Nibelungen, or just Götterdämmerung?

Smut Clyde said...

Die Walküre just for the weird sibling relationships.

rhwombat said...

Meh. Try Tasmania.

Anonymous said...

bnbb,mnb.

Anonymous said...

http://www.theleagueofreason.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=46&t=6788
The last of which is well worth a read if you want a laugh and incongruity concerning this prestigious project's adverts in Private Eye and The New Scientist and it provides a good take on arcsurvivil in general. a selection of direct quotes from arcsurvival.com and it's advertising. Doug's baby and possibly Amanda's given the spelling and grammar.

"If you do not have expendable liquid funds available to you, to cover as a minimum of one point five million euros for each member of your family, please do not continue."

"We are experts in cutting edge free energy technology, of which we have perfected and have gone to great lengths to secure."

"Natural and homeopathic healing will play a major role, and we are already very advanced with this including treatments and cures for previously thought incurable diseases."

“You will need to be prepared to place funds into an irrevocable letter of credit attached to a contact agreeable to both parties, for no less than 60% of the total required amount. The IRL will include a 10% penalty clause if for any reason you choose to pull out before or after our meetings."

"Once the initial meetings and checks have taken place and you are hopefully offered a place. You and your family must decide if you wish to join or not, before receiving detailed information about many aspects of Ark village including location. If you choose not to join your monies will be refunded to you less 10%.”

and one of my favorites " Everyone has their own space and property with which to centre their own individuality on. Thieves and criminals will not be tolerated and in our village would not be able to exist un discovered due to the large physic ability of some of its members."

and lastly " this is not a joke, or scam, this is real.”

It seems that like many of their ventures Doug and Mary would like to erase this one but http://arcsurvival.com/ may not exist anymore but it was archived and screen shot so cannot be denied.

I doubt if any members here were interested in Doug's Bulgarian Shelter, or that any of us could afford the 1.5 million euro's per person needed for Doug to provide shelter in the case of world catastrophe. Am thinking that the Pearl Lodge Apartment buyers got a cheap deal.

Smut Clyde said...

Sorry, Anonymous, Blugger put your comment into purgatory for two weeks and I only just noticed it.

Doug's baby and possibly Amanda's given the spelling and grammar.
Doug appears to be perfectly capable of crap spelling all on his ownsome without assistance from Amanda.

The discussion group from whence your comment comes is educational and entertaining.

Smut Clyde said...

Ah, I see that the e-mail address for the ArkSurvival scam was "newworld@hush.ai". Which leads to Amanda Mary ("Please donate directly to Mary's paypal account").

Anonymous said...

Hi Just saw you have got to the Jewell's wind farm. I was going to cover it at the end of this week. Am glad you used the Arc stuff, the Domain address was registers at his parents address. I have loads more information concerning the this couple.Not sure how to contact you and do not want to leave my email address here.

Anonymous said...

Sorry should have read; the domain address was The Domain address was registered at his parents address. Would really like to contact you. Will be updating ref the Jewell's on Saturday. All the best Malarkey

Anonymous said...

It is interesting to note that 1stproengineering.eu. has been totally removed from the internet. It's history has been totally wiped as if it never existed.

Smut Clyde said...

It's set up to redirect to 1stproengineering.com, where the ownership is better-concealed.

The .eu domain is still registered to Doug Jewell, however, if inquiring minds care to take a screengrab:
https://whois.eurid.eu/en/?domain=1stproengineering.eu

Also of note are firstproengineering.com and its front-ends -- immuneactivator.wordpress.com
www.gcmafinformation.com (set up last December)

Someone with a Facebukkake account might want to befriend "Halima Hidalgo", who appeared in January, popping up in any number of cancer and autism FB threads to pimp the multiple branches of AMJ Enterprises.