Saturday, December 12, 2015

Best lede EVAH

Full story here. What more is there to say?


Yastreblyansky said...

The lede in The Star, Kuala Lumpur illustrates different national preoccupations:

"PETALING JAYA: Former Malaysian High Commission staff Mohammed Rizalman Ismail admitted in a High Court in Wellington, New Zealand on Friday to smoking cannabis and buying synthetic cannabis.

Rizalman, then a second warrant officer, said he believed in black magic but denied defecating outside the victim's house to put a spell on her."

My favorite sentence from their report:
"Rizalman denied being sexually interested in the two female shop assistants at Cosmic on Cuba, nor in the strippers in Mermaids."

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

It must be a typo, he was casting a smell.

Smut Clyde said...

You can't dust poop for prints.

rhwombat said...

...tell that to (non-Japanese) cetacean researchers, particularly a black labrador retriever named Tucker(...and the dog shits in the tucker box, nine miles from Gundagai!). Also dog poo prints