Dentistry is theft

Perhaps these high- rotation scammy spam-heads at World Continuing Education Alliance have confused me with Herr Doktor Hans Peter Bimler -- celebrated creator of "Bimler Cephalometric Analysis", and of Bimler's Orthodontic Appliance. I can think of no other reason why they should be bombarding me with these once-in-a-lifetime biweeky opportunities to monetise my dental expertise.

13th September:

Want to monetize your Dental courses?

Hello XXXXXX
Would you be interested in distributing your content to more people?
Would you be interested in your courses generating more income?
Following 3 years of research and development we have now launched our Dental Continuing Dental Education Platform.
We have thousands of Dental professionals waiting for courses!
Find out about Selling more courses to your industry now.
Kind Regards,
World Continuing Education Alliance

WCEA - The World Continuing Education Alliance
16 Sovereign Park, Cleveland way, Hemel Hempstead, Herts HP2 7DA, UK

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22nd September:

F R E E Dental Continuing Dental Education Distribution: get access today

Hi XXXXXXX
Our new Dental Continuing Dental Education platform has just went live.
We would really value your opinion - you can join for FREE today and give us your feedback.
Our online seminars last around 10 minutes and will explain everything.
Let us know if you have any questions,
Kind Regards,
World Continuing Education Alliance

The World Continuing Education Alliance Ltd (WCEA)
16 Sovereign Park, Cleveland way, Hemel Hempstead, Herts HP2 7DA, UK

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25th September:

Important: Sell MORE Dental courses

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27th September:

Urgent: We need your Dental Continuing Dental Education courses!

Hello,
We have Dental professionals waiting for courses.
We urgently require quality Dental courses.
If you are interested in distributing your Dental content please join our short online seminar to get started.
We look forward to hearing from you.
World Continuing Education Alliance

The World Continuing Education Alliance Ltd (WCEA)
16 Sovereign Park, Cleveland way, Hemel Hempstead, Herts HP2 7DA, UK

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Despite a slight similarity of surname, I am not that Herr Doktor, because (a) he died in 2003, and (b) he "was a perfect gentleman until the end".

UPDATE: I should probably be grateful that the WCEA grifters did not confuse me with Herr Doktor Richard Bimler -- Lutheran evangelist from the Wheat Ridge Ministry, and author of [inter alia] the "Sex and the New You" guides for adolescents, and "Aging Joyfully: A Christian Guide". I do not care to speculate about the kind of spam they would be sending me, and the range of possible on-line courses to monetise my expertise that they would be inviting me to contribute.

UPDATE #2: The absolutely final, never-to-be-repeated, don't-miss-it opportunities continue to arrive from these perseverating barmpots. There is the urge to take up their generous offer and distribute an educational video through their service, demonstrating the forehead-related form of dental extraction that is traditional among my people.

28th September:

Last Call.

Hi XXXXXXX
As a trusted supplier of continuing education content, we would like to get your courses on our Continuing Dental Education platform.
As you will see, the platform is revolutionizing the Dental world.
Click here to start distributing your content.

Have a great day.
World Continuing Education Alliance
The World Continuing Education Alliance Ltd (WCEA)
16 Sovereign Park, Cleveland way, Hemel Hempstead, Herts HP2 7DA, UK

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Hasty perusal of the UK company-registration details leaves one concerned with work conditions and overcrowding at the WCEA office address -- the premises are also occupied by the Limited Companies of "A+ Insurance Services", "Pias", "Electric Information", "A+ Financial Services", "Taxhelpuk.co.UK" "Premiumsaver", "Financial Brands", and Uncle Ted Willis and all.

Fortunately things are not as bad as they first appear. Closer inspection reveals that these are essentially all the same person, i.e. Stephen Martin GRAIL, an inveterate creator of companies (plus a few recurring colleagues). Mr "Holy" Grail is evidently a multi-talented Renaissance man... as adept as financial advisor as he is as insurance advisor, taxation advisor, retirement advisor and who knows what else?

Here at Riddled we would like to recommend his multifarious operations. Except he thinks I'm a feckin' dentist.