"Bother!" said Pooh, as the first landing ships of the Kzinti expeditionary force touched down in the Hundred-Aker Wood

"You scream and you leap," explained Tigger

I would pay good money 400 NZQuatloos for a mash-up of "House at Pooh Corner" and "Fight Club" which ends with Eeyore's acceptance that the Tigger character, visible only to him, has all along been simply a projection of a repressed aspect of his personality.
Alas, the externalised aspect of my own personality refuses to write it.

Also, why is there no Unicode character / pictogram for "Quatloo"? THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, World.

Afterthought: Atlantean high-priest Klarkash-Ton does not get enough credit at TVTropes for Schizoid Creator, an early contribution to the Split-Personality / Imaginary Friend / It-was-me-all-along genre.