"You scream and you leap," explained Tigger
Alas, the externalised aspect of my own personality refuses to write it.
Also, why is there no Unicode character / pictogram for "Quatloo"? THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, World.
Afterthought: Atlantean high-priest Klarkash-Ton does not get enough credit at TVTropes for Schizoid Creator, an early contribution to the Split-Personality / Imaginary Friend / It-was-me-all-along genre.