Where was the Only Man whom Goats Respect, when we needed him? It must have been his day off.
The level of Vitamin C within the stressed goat's liver was not recorded.
Below: Constable Conrad prepares blowpipes to fire tranquilliser darts for self-defense against rampaging goat / human genetic aberration.
Friday, December 2, 2016
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Clearly, this town needs to add a few small dogs to its police force.
That man is so like an ape -- and yet he's wearing a uniform. I find myself strangely unsettled, in a ladyish way (this is a joke).
I feel as though my respect for the Hugo Awards, as an institution, can never be repaired.
Clearly the small dog is the true hero of the story and I would like to see it interviewed.
I feel as though my respect for the Hugo Awards, as an institution, can never be repaired.
I've felt that way ever since Chuck Tingle didn't win.
Chuck remains awesome, though.
Isaac Asimov wishes he'd written Pounded In The Butt By My Own Foundation. Not even kidding now.
The judges would also have accepted "Pounded in the Foundation by my own Butt".
There's a joke about the Three Laws of Robuttics in here somewhere...
Also, too... Poundation...
It turns out that I was misled as to the purpose of "pound cake". Dinner guests were not well-pleased. Better names for baked products would be nice.
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