Saturday, June 24, 2017

Pooparazzi n.

An individual (or the class of individuals) who gains clandestine access to the toilets of the rich or famous or successful, in order to acquire stool samples to sell in the market for Celebrity Fecal Transplants.

See also "stool pigeon"; "latrine sloth"; "Going through the motions".


rhwombat said...

"This site" quoth AK "is going down the shithole - again."

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

How soon before Gwynneth Paltrow gets in on this market?

Years ago, I joked about using cleaner fish to exfoliate people's skin... stupid me, I should have monetized the idea. I stopped joking about this kind of WOO.