Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Police did not report at what point the burglars realised what they were eating

If this does not eventually feature in a Jemaine Clement movie I shall be very disappointed.

4 comments:

JP said...

I have some hippie friends back in Olympia ("Greeners" who settled down there, got married and had kids) who buried the placentas of their kids at the base of different trees and then would take them to "their tree" on their birthday. I always wondered if the one (of four) who was adopted felt left out or relieved.

I mean, at least it's better than eating it, which is a thing now. Like, an on purpose thing.

I tried to look up a Dykes to Watch Out For strip which contained accidental near-placentophagy in the context of visiting parents ("Oh, and I took that nice roast out of the freezer to thaw" "Mom, that's not a roast, that's my placenta! We're saving it to bury when the ground thaws!) but all I could find was a photo of a woman holding up a sign that says "blowjobs are cannibalism."

JP said...

As far as blowjobs go, I will only say that, along with Lenny Bruce, I have never understood why "cocksucker" is supposed to be an insult

JP said...

Although one of my colleagues (who is gay) used to call the department printer "you stupid fucking cocksucker." So there's that.

Smut Clyde said...

I guess some guy who really really hated receiving them could use the term as an insult.