I turn on my side which side the left it’s preferable throw the right hand forward bend the right knee these joints are working the fingers sink the toes sink in the slime these are my holds too strong slime is too strong holds is too strong I say it as I hear it push pull the leg straightens the arm bends all these joints are working the head arrives alongside the hand flat on the face and rest the other side left leg left arm push pull the head and upper trunk rise clear reducing friction correspondingly fall back I crawl in an amble ten yards fifteen yards halt

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I need only provide my own coal-sack, cord, can-opener, and unbounded quaquagmire of mud and slime to crawl through, dragging the sack of cans behind.