Thursday, January 11, 2018

If there's one thing worse than aggressive turkeys, it's giant pigeons

The nasty feckers will reach in and steal your car-keys if you leave the window down.


Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

On Saturday, which was a bone-chilling -14C, I boarded the subway at Nereid Avenue in the Bronx and there was a pigeon, aka feral rock dove, riding on the train, basking in the warmth of the electric heater. It lasted for several stops until the press of H. sapiens became too alarming.

Smut Clyde said...

The London Underground is also noted for breeding a new race of train-riding pigeons. They really need to place little copies of the route maps down by the door at pigeon level so they know which is their stop.

"Homing schmoming, I'm gonna ride the Tube."