Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Battle of the Hemispheres: Who would Win?

The right bloggosphere is wearing party hats but my money is on the left bloggosphere -- its multiple heads are shoutier, and they have sharp teeth.


Another Kiwi said...

The righties have sekrit buttons on their back which may unleash teh awesome power of teh universe to obliterate teh gay lefts. Or they could be fart buttons.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I believe that the left bloggosphere has a talon deployment better suited for rending and tearing than that of the right.

mikey said...

I'm afraid all you fine gents are embarrassing yourselves by crossing your blogospheres. If you did this with jumper cables the entire intert00bz could be rendered smoking rubble.

You seem to be operating on the assumption that a given blogosphere's ideological underpinnings can be identified by which direction it is facing. Not so. Sure, it's a little tricky, like wind direction, but as these are blogospheres, where people regularly talk out their ass, the political leaning of any given blogosphere are determined by the direction it's ASS is facing.

Do try to keep up, won't you?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

besides, Rush already decided this on that one album.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice you know.

Another Kiwi said...

I just want it to be on record that I was against the genetic modification of Turkeys right from the start but had to follow orders.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I shall, therefore, taunt the right bloggosphere by saying,

"You've got the teeth of the hydra upon you."