Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Kenyan Indonesian usurper cedes power to Interpol

Numerous shit for brains serious websites have decided that the presidential granting of diplomatic immunity to Interpol just about wraps up the glorious experiment in Democracy that the US is engaged in (I assume that ethics committee approval was obtained for this experiment?). The world's premier fact site, Wikipedia describes the work of Interpol thusly:
In order to maintain as politically neutral a role as possible, Interpol's constitution forbids its involvement in crimes that do not overlap several member countries,[3] or in any political, military, religious, or racial crimes.[4] Its work focuses primarily on public safety, terrorism, organized crime, crimes against humanity, genocide, war crimes, Piracy, illicit drug production, drug trafficking, weapons smuggling, human trafficking, money laundering, child pornography, white-collar crime, computer crime, intellectual property crime and corruption.

One can see how this might upset some of the citizens, who may be less than purely motivated, that promote various right wing causes on teh intertuba.
I am deeply concerned that Conservapedia has NO Interpol article!!
However The Prison Planet website reliably informs us that this eases the way to mass killing through the release of "Weaponized Flu vaccines". And , of course, Confederate Yankee is all a-lather about it, I couldn't be arsed to see why.
Never was there a better case for the banning of excessively sugared confectionery at Christmas time.

10 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

"Weaponized Flu vaccines".

Good god, the nurse was smiling.

ckc (not kc) said...

Its work focuses primarily on...

..but those are all the profitable crimes! How is that politically neutral?!

mikey said...

Organized crime, Crimes against Humanity, Genocide, Human Traficking, Child Pornography, Intellectual Property Crime...

Hmmm. One of these is not like the others....

Another Kiwi said...

It's a bit of light relief for the jackbooted thugs, I think, Mikey.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

However The Prison Planet website reliably informs us that this eases the way to mass killing through the release of "Weaponized Flu vaccines".

Kung flu!

Another Kiwi said...

Nice one 4B!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I live to serve!

WV-dicibar- where teabaggers go to get pissed.

Smut Clyde said...

"Weaponized Flu vaccines".

A 'bazooka'? You think this is a big syringe? Ho ho, just close your eyes for a moment while we wheel 'Fat Boy' in from the next room.

Smut Clyde said...

Confederate Yankee is all a-lather about it, I couldn't be arsed to see why.

It conceals the absence of chin. Why can't he just grow a beard like the rest of us?

mikey said...

It conceals the abscess on his chin
It covers the spot where the acne begins
It soaks up the poison in foul smelling oil
It spreads to the scalp under the foil
It waits in the darkness, coiled and small
It crouches in corners, boils and all
The ugly and horror cannot be concealed
The fear and the hatred have now all congealed
The sickness upon him, he cries out for help
But I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, you fucking little welp....