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Saturday, June 12, 2010

This is not the Riddled you are looking for, although sadly it is sometimes

Stealing an idea off Paying homage to Jennifer I thought that I would see what google searches bring folks here.
"Jan Fabre temples of meat"
"riddled blog" Yikes!!!
Not a search but a referral page of wonderment
"riddled"
"contemporary woodcut artists"
Which could , in fact, stand as a pretty good Haiku about the site except for the syllables being all wrong.
Anyone else got a 'Riddled' Haiku they would like to share? A Mrs Miggins Lilac and Wildebeest pie to the winner ( no, nothing actually)
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21 comments:

  1. mikeyJune 12, 2010 at 2:38 PM

    They told me to write a Haiku
    Not something I'd typically do
    Since they don't have to rhyme
    They're not worth a dime
    I wouldn't want to read one - would you?

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  2. ckc (not kc)June 12, 2010 at 2:53 PM

    butterfly moon petal
    penis engorgement
    did I win?

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  3. ckc (not kc)June 12, 2010 at 3:07 PM

    (oh, man! I'm so unsoffistikated!... official entry:)

    butterfly moon pet
    al penis engorgement, did
    I win? (yada)

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  4. Hamish MackJune 12, 2010 at 3:24 PM

    Very strong contenders so far*sobs*

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  5. Smut ClydeJune 12, 2010 at 3:43 PM

    This is why we can't have Monkey Butlers. AK has incarcerated them all in a locked office where they labour over keyboards, typing random search strings into Google until they find ones that link to Riddled.

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  6. Smut ClydeJune 12, 2010 at 3:46 PM

    We are, for instance, at the top of the suggestions for "chronotopic spiderdog".
    #1 !!! Yay us!!

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  7. J—June 12, 2010 at 4:04 PM

    Need twins study aide
    at Old Entomologist?
    Asking for a friend.

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  8. tigrisJune 12, 2010 at 4:06 PM

    Grunty malebeasts blog
    panstless or so I've been told
    thank God I've gone blind

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  9. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©June 12, 2010 at 4:15 PM

    I saw a woodcut
    My eyes were badly damaged
    Riddled is the blog
    ~

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  10. Smut ClydeJune 12, 2010 at 4:21 PM

    Egil's large forehead,
    Lobos-Santos, spider glyph,
    My favourite things.

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  11. Substance McGravitasJune 12, 2010 at 5:06 PM

    Thy rods and cones they
    comfort me not. Holy shit
    did you see THAT ONE?

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  12. annecmJune 12, 2010 at 5:22 PM

    Where is my husband?
    On the damn computer again
    Old fool think's he's Locke

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  13. Big Bad Bald BastardJune 12, 2010 at 5:28 PM

    Googled "Kiwi Smut"
    For Antipodean porn
    Only got woodcuts.

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  14. mikeyJune 12, 2010 at 6:22 PM

    Ok. Look.

    Seriously. Haiku?

    Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent. So I did what I could.

    I wrote you a National Anthem.


    Old Entymologist!
    Our home and native pub!
    True aged resentment in all thy shots and grubs.

    With gritted teeth we see thee rise,
    No trousers here to see!

    From floor to lot,
    Old Entymologist, we stand on guard for thee.

    God keep our hands out of the stream of pee!
    Old Entymologist, we stand on guard for thee.

    Old Entymologist, we stand on guard for thee.

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  15. Smut ClydeJune 12, 2010 at 7:13 PM

    Only got woodcuts.
    Need moar lube. French Polish does not count.

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  16. Another KiwiJune 12, 2010 at 8:26 PM

    Salted pineapples
    A "Hidden History" talk
    Inspiring woodcuts

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  17. AnonymousJune 12, 2010 at 9:53 PM

    Haiku makes you cold
    counting Autumn syllables
    you are not a frog.

    thrus, nasty rash nearly.

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  18. M. BouffantJune 13, 2010 at 3:07 AM

    I went down last night
    W/ a tattoo madam to
    A leering dagger

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  19. Smut ClydeJune 13, 2010 at 3:58 AM

    M. Bouffant is cheating, but will be awarded a packet of Salmon Salt crisps as a special prize.

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  20. fishJune 14, 2010 at 4:40 AM

    ten hours on google
    monkey butler woodcut found!
    what? no pineapple?

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  21. AnonymousJune 14, 2010 at 1:02 PM

    Spooky, I have pineapple.

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