1. Extended
2. Collapsed.3. Over-extended
4.Not clear on the concept.
The bottle is then riddled, so that the lees settles in the neck of the wine bottle... Manual riddling is still done for Prestige Cuvées in Champagne... mechanised riddling equipment (a gyropalette) is used instead. (Wikipedia)
I see what you did there, you transposedised the telescoping obelisk thingmy for telescopingising neliphont legs.
ReplyDeletePrisons feed communities!J Collins(tm).
The SpiderPhants advanced upon Chicago.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile ZZ Top played a tune for Jennifer.
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I spy in #1 an appearance of the rare snouted dachshund.
ReplyDeleteIf you ever found yourself in a shallow hole with the sun going down, with the sole purpose of defending a stupid fucking tank that has thrown a tread while a regiment of NVA regulars feels like it's field day and the tank is a blue ribbon prize and oh, by the way, did I mention it's DARK and those fucks know they're likely to die and everybody pretty much hates everybody else and the whole idea is stupid and it's that whole midnight to dawn thing where everything is lit in the stuttering light of the machine guns and the sickening swing of the illum rounds and lots of people who had NOTHING to do with it die.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's why the elephants were a dumb idea from the start...
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ReplyDeleteIt was a double post.
ReplyDeleteI'm having Blogger trouble.
Perhaps I should try Kaopectate?
Have you hugged your neliphont today?
ReplyDeleteredfat, really, redfat, is it a sign?
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ReplyDeleteTime to insert a foley.
Time to insert a foley.
ReplyDeleteAre you suggesting...
Nah.
Look, I'm sensitive about my, um, back door. So stop with the 'insert' 'cause it's making me squirm uncomfortably....
Number 4 illustrates an unsavoury incident in the Salted Pineapple wars of 1645.
ReplyDeleteBelligroona the Bilious was trying to get salted pineapples to Rome across the Alps. Due to poor navigation skills and unauthorised use of the Riddled time cabinet (MIKEY) the elephant arrived in the Southern Alps of New Zealand on Winter Festival night in 1986. Hilarity ensued until the time cabinet was activated again and Pope Leonardis the 7th found that he had a pressing appointment in his bath.
RE: 1&2
ReplyDeleteartist needs to study elephant anatomy a little better
the penis is not on its back
I don't know what to say about the little flags.
ReplyDeleteI think you can get those at a little shop in Hollywood though.
Mikey,
ReplyDeleteAre elephants likely to throw a tread though? And even if they have an analogous medical problem, I imagine the broken leg page of the elephant vetinary medical guide is very similar to the one in the horse vetinary medical guide, which is to say, I hope you have access to barbecue sauce in 55 gallon drums.
the penis is not on its back
ReplyDeleteIt could not be used as a deadly weapon there.
See also.
Note to self:
ReplyDeleteDo not borrow from SC's video collection.
Let me introduce you to Tetrapod Zoology's video collection.
ReplyDeleteSome of the comment threads at TZ go rapidly downhill when the furries arrive.
Mikey, I don't want to make you squirm any further but I cannot leave you in ignorance. A foley goes in a different orifice.
ReplyDeleteApparently there are parts of the elephant penis that, when touched, cause the organ to flick around with enough force to knock over an unwary veterinarian or even inflict a black eye.
ReplyDeleteI can do that.
Believe it or don't, by contracting its retractor muscles, a boar makes its penis move in a semi-rotary fashion, and by causing this movement a mating boar can achieve ejaculation even when not thrusting the pelvis in the normal fashion.
ReplyDeleteI can do that too.
Mikey, I don't want to make you squirm any further but I cannot leave you in ignorance
ReplyDeleteMikey may have thought that your were proposing to unclog him by inserting a sound-effects specialist, in which case I share his pain.
"Apparently..." "Believe it or don't..."
ReplyDeleteWhere does one need to go to get incontrovertible penis facts these days?...(mumph, mumph, mumph)
There is no penis.
ReplyDeleteSome of the comment threads at TZ go rapidly downhill when the furries arrive.
ReplyDeletei find it hard to conceive of anything that WOULDN'T.