As the sun sets on another World cup, unencumbered by annoying poor people, it is time to summarize the results.
1. Spain won
2. Everyone else lost OH NO THEY DIDN'T!!
3. I have a new persistant ringing in my ears.
4. Best comedy team award goes to ...France!! The World Cup for Clowns is next year guys.
5. A roundhouse kick to the chest is no substitute for good manners.
6. The half time entertainment in the final was watching the TVNZ people trying to find something to say about a first half that would suck the living soul from a Kraken.
7. How long before the USA has it's OWN World Cup and no one else can come.
8. Thank you South Africa, tourism may increase a bit. Stadiums, skateboarding ramps. Gnome Sayin'?
9.New Zealand was robbed
10. Another 4 years eh Ingerland? Oh wait... they'll be just as useless then, Hah hah.
The bottle is then riddled, so that the lees settles in the neck of the wine bottle... Manual riddling is still done for Prestige Cuvées in Champagne... mechanised riddling equipment (a gyropalette) is used instead. (Wikipedia)
The 'All Whites'? Sounds like a Tea Party paradise.
ReplyDelete5. A roundhouse kick to the chest is no substitute for good manners.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was more of a side kick.
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I don't care what that reporter says, the NZ football team CANNOT have my heart!
ReplyDelete5. A roundhouse kick to the chest is no substitute for good manners.
ReplyDeleteEverything is kung fu. And there are no bad students, only bad teachers.
unencumbered by annoying poor people
ReplyDeleteIn Brazil they may have to speed up stadium construction, but they're ahead of schedule in poor people containment.
the NZ football team CANNOT have my heart
ReplyDeleterelated
A kick in the ribs
ReplyDeletecan be quite detrimental,
and finals are a fan's worst friend.
But cross kick or roundhouse
the pain is fundamental
And finals are a fan's worst friend.
AK- I hope you were in a pink strapless gown with soccer cleats when singing that.
ReplyDeleteA man by the name of Van Bommel
ReplyDeleteThe Spaniards he tended to pummel
With his field mate De Jong
Making tackles too strong
But in the end they were left feeling dummel
I would have hoped for a gratuitous reference to Hummels.
ReplyDeleteA man by the name of Van Bommel
ReplyDeleteWhose style is distinct from Mats Hummels'
With his field mate De Jong
Making tackles too strong
But in the end they were left feeling dummel
ahem
ReplyDeleteOT - The sun is shining a little less brightly on NZ these days.
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