Sunday, October 24, 2010

Gardening with AK. (Colourised version)

If it is not one thing it another and this is the time of year for both sorts as well as a bit of the other. No sooner had the strawberries begun to bloom when Elves and such began to show up and nick the fruits. This is not so bad as Mrs Cat enjoys the exercise. But then they turned up with birds and pointy beaked birds at that. In this photo it is clear that High Altitude Elves are present and lord knows what that means. I would not be suprised to find that orbs are involved.

5 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

Space helmets can be effective when combined with space suits.

Either on their own are just a form of space drag.

Smut Clyde said...

Ah, so it's a helmet (as mandated under NZ law for anyone travelling on a bird with a motor larger than 2 cc.). For a moment I thought he had a badminton racquet wedged around his head.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

First they nick the fruits, then they frick the newts.

Nasty, nasty elfses!

Smut Clyde said...

I'm going to hazard a wild guess here that no-one really wants to see AK's photographs of hot elf-on-newt action.

Substance McGravitas said...

No, nobody wants to see those mailed discreetly in a plain envelope to their home address for a reasonable fee.