Friday, October 29, 2010

Know-it-all narwhals

Show offs.  As if we would believe temperatures obtained by narwhals. Where is the scientific rigour??? This is like the so-called figures of Iraqi deaths that were obtained by going around adding up the dead people!!! Are we going to allow science to be hijacked by these pointy nosed sea-creatures...what's that ... powdered narwhal horn can put a smile on the face of the trouser snake???  Well they are obviously very important animals so it is going to be a real shame when they all die due to natural processes that have created a small amount of warming that will only affect a few fat cat liberals.
 Al Gore is fat.
UPDATE: Deltoid links to an article by Tim Blair, an Australian idiot,whose central point is Al Gore is fat.

3 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Well they are obviously very important animals so it is going to be a real shame when they all die due to natural processes that have created a small amount of warming that will only affect a few fat cat liberals.
Al Gore is fat.


You've got the anti-science down, pat. In just two sentences. Can you believe we're about to put a bunch more of these people into our goobermint?
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Substance McGravitas said...

Animals don't get enough credit. Think of all the work Clever Hans did to demonstrate that one infinity could be bigger than another.

mikey said...

A lesser known example of the 'Clever Hans' effect has become known in law enforcement circles as the 'Creepy mikey' effect, where I seem to give involuntary clues that cause women to run away when possible, and otherwise deploy their Mace...