Monday, February 28, 2011

Riddled Librarian Found!

The latest reconstruction of Oetzi reveals the location of the missing Riddled Archives Curator and explains the presence of "Hot Librarians" magazines in the Time machine. If staff have problems with their collective agreement the answer is not to steal the Time Machine and scarper off to a more simple, better time when trousers and washing were optional. Particularly when the time machines auto return is triggered by the man next door's garage door remote.
What Sven Norgesson was doing in the Mountains of Northern Italy will probably never be answered but it may have been part of his continued obsession with the carved antler skis of that era. It appears to be yet another example of Norgesson's ability to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

12 comments:

vacuumslayer said...

Riiiiiiiiiight. Hot Librarians.

Substance McGravitas said...

Of course the Daily Mail has a sexier pic.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

That's a file photo of a Manchester United supporter.

- David Ambler, London, 01/3/2011 15:23

(From S_McG's link.)

Von said...

Sorry, but I kept staring at the picture, waiting for it to DO something.
alas, it did nothing.
but maybe give me nightmares.

Smut Clyde said...

Do the Italian archaeologists still have the original mummified remains? Rumour has it that they served up the original for a conference dinner and replaced him with an effigy.

You read it in the Internet so it must be true.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Willy Nelson must've stolen the keys to the time machine.

Another Kiwi said...

What did they make Oetzi into? I assume it would be a frozen dessert?

Kathleen said...

is that the Kiwi version of Sarah Palin's Sexy Librarian?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Needs more glasses.
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mikey said...

If I lost like a hundred and muttermutter pounds, that would be righteous ME!

'Course, they shot old Oetzi down, but I'da filleted them and served them on a plate of lingonberry and cilantro....

TruculentandUnreliable said...

I've seen hotter.

IN THE MIRROR BOOOYAH!

Another Kiwi said...

I see what you did there