Sunday, April 17, 2011

Where there's muck there's Brassica

There are also a number of children in the playroom, whom you can't see because they are burrowing around under the sprouts while their parents shop or drink coffee.

15 comments:

merc said...

When Marketing meets veges.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Blessed Broccoli Trees!
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M. Bouffant said...

Tumour trees!

Probably no relation, but I would like to see more of the mural by Dick & Otis Frizzell.

WV & Captcha is: okewi

Like the bananas.

mikey said...

They seem wont to extract quite the premium for a plastic bag. What would compel someone to choose the 400g bag option? Other than the same thing that compels them to later buy a five dollar lottery ticket, of course...

Smut Clyde said...

What would compel someone to choose the 400g bag option?

It contains 600 fewer grams of brussels sprouts than the 1-kilogram option.

merc said...

Smut = evil genius.

mikey said...

Oh yeah.

I'd pay extra for that!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Buncha H8ers.

I will admit that 1 kilogram is plenty o' sprouts.
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Willy said...

One sprout has chosen not to accept his fate. You can see him peering out from under the pallet, waiting to make his break.

If caught he will suffer the worst fate possible, creaming.

Another Kiwi said...

That's the "Judas Sprout" that leads the others into the crates, Willy.
1 kilo of sprouts is a lotta smoothies, I'll admit

merc said...

Yeah but will it provide faster broadband, eh? Eh?

Willy said...

And the Fire Inspector's report will show that the cause of death was brussels sprouts blocking egress from the building.

I just planted tumor trees this afternoon. We'll see whether the local lagomorphs notice them before the sprouts grow big enough to fend for themselves.

A kilo is about one serving of sprouts for this fella.

Substance McGravitas said...

Reward offer? I HOPE THEY GET THOSE VARMINT SPROUTS.

jim said...

Mmm, sprout-pools.

Also, I really heart the little gif at the bottom showing me radiate like a motherfucker as I hang on for dear life on a Bizarro Earth with nine-second-long days.

"lydrapic" = ONE SERIOUSLY BADASS CAPTCHA.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

1 kilo of sprouts is a lotta smoothies, I'll admit

I love to sprinkle bacon bits into my sprout smoothies.