Behold the not-at-all-snooty orchid Simpliglottis cornuta. It has evolved the appearance of tongue studs in order to attract its pollinator, the largest of New Zealand's native reptiles, the Giant French-Kissing Hipster Skink.
This horny little orchid with ears like Odie is Orthoceras novae-zeelandiae. It has evolved to transfer its pollen from flower to flower by attracting bloggers who hold it up while they photograph it.For 'spider orchids' of the genus Nematoceras to pollinate successfully, the male must distract the female with a --
No, wait, let's save that story for some time when Jennifer isn't expecting it.
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This horny little orchid with ears like Odie is Orthoceras novae-zeelandiae. It has evolved to transfer its pollen from flower to flower by attracting bloggers who hold it up while they photograph it.
And sluts to boot! I knew it!
Not to mention TOTAL SHOW-OFFS.
"Cross-pollination: Not just a country of irate parrots"
I just got this title, she laughed belatedly.
No, wait, let's save that story for some time when Jennifer isn't expecting it.
I'm afraid she's become rather cynical these days.
P.S. Stop Online Parroting!
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One wonders why kitties have evolved an attraction for other animals who neuter them.
Horny Little Orchid.
This is either the name of my angry chick rawk band or the coffee shop I intend to open.
I'm afraid she's become rather cynical these days.
The Lamblets are having a corrupting influence on her.
the coffee shop I intend to open
If it's below street level you could steal a fish joke and call it the Crypt Orchid.
The sign would have to be inside though.
Giant French-Kissing Hipster Skink.
"I was into orchid pollination before it was cool."
I'm wondering if taking that library pixie with you on your expeditions is helping the science...
http://media.photobucket.com/image/green%20plant%20pierced%20punk%20cartoon/biblegirl7/Meezes/standing.jpg?1276832289
That tattoo goes SO WELL with the comment underneath.
I'm afraid she's become rather cynical these days.
Become??
Note to self: Stay away from Riddled for awhile.
That'll teach 'em.
Ya, Substance, I was looking for a punk plant and I guess BibleGirl added similar search terms to her slutty little tattoo! Daddy must have been thrilled.
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