Saturday, January 14, 2012

Ronald Searle was dead chiz chiz. Pater is so overcome he burst out blubbing.

Presumably this means that my hoped-for edition of "Empire of the Sun" with Searle illustrations will never eventuate.
Personaly i do not care a d. whether Marley was dead or not it is just that there is something about the xmas Carol which makes paters and grown-ups read with grate XPRESION, and this is very embarassing for all. It is all right for the first part they just roll the r’s a lot but wate till they come to scrooge’s nephew. When he sa Mery Christmas uncle it is like an H-bomb xplosion and so it go on until you get to Tiny Tim chiz chiz chiz he is a weed. When Tiny Tim sa God bless us every one your pater is so overcome he burst out blubbing. By this time boys hav bitten through their ropes and make good their escape so 9000000000 boos to bob cratchit.

10 comments:

  1. Omg, thudner, that was awesome.

    Now where are my damn captions?

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  2. Empire of the Sun!! Tee hee.

    I wonder if Molly Shannon knew of Searle's St. Trinian's:

    http://youtu.be/8dz6-toh2S0

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  3. Quintilius Varus, give VS back her captions!

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  4. Presumably this means that my hoped-for edition of "Empire of the Sun" with Searle illustrations will never eventuate.

    Nor will the Searle-illustrated edition of "Crash".

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  5. W/v is "matters"


    WHERE IS MY NONSENSE WORD?

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