The Black Orb appeared on the back lawn at Riddled Manor overnight. Radio spectrum analyses has revealed multiple You Tubers videos playing at the same time and movement sensors tuned to left-foot activity.
We, here at Riddled, are strong believers in the rules of hospitality and giving people all the bean and sparrow soup they can take but we do appreciate some warning of friends of friends just dropping in.
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Ahemmorage for Mr. Thundra
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Empirical observation,
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Although located in Milwaukee, the creature in front does not APPEAR to be a squirrel.
Things will never be the same...
What, a shout from the front lawn on the way in isn't good enough, anymore?
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Bean and Sparrow soup, huh? My, aren't we fancy? Some of us just serve cassoulet.
We can't afford sparrows at my place.
They're just too scarce.
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I suppose Ms La dee dah Vacuumslayer thinks we pluck the sparrows or something?
Occasionally, Mrs Cat will take the head offa one but we don't go for gussying our food up too much, here
Oh, so you can afford to hire Ozzy Osborne as a chef but you pretend to be humble country folks? Whatevs.
Look, a swallow could not drop that on your lawn. It is a simple issue of weight ratios.
Wow, Iffy, that's quite the phalanx of sparrers you've got going there.
NEEDS MOAR BENGAL CAT.
Never had bean and sparrow soup, but sparrow marrow is a favorite round these parts.
Look, a swallow could not drop that on your lawn. It is a simple issue of weight ratios.
African or English?
Well an African swallow could do it, but they are not migratory.
Someone is probably looking for that thing right now, wondering how the hell they managed to lose it, and fearing it may have been tampered with.
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