Monday, January 7, 2013

Do not attempt to rescue friends, relatives, loved ones

Nothing can be done to save these victims of Orb Attack. It is too late for them.

Statistically more people survive if they think only of themselves.

Do not panic
Think only of yourself

8 comments:

mikey said...

Do not panic
Think only of yourself


Well, THAT was easy...

M. Bouffant said...

Remember, you only need to outrun one other potential victim of the orb.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Orb attacks everywhere!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Victims of orb attack, or beneficiaries?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The orbs have already gotten to zombie's link.
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tigris said...

Orbs as fashion accessories? Somebody tell that stylish pastor dude. Make sure his are HUNGRY.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I suppose this is where I blame fish.