Wednesday, August 28, 2013

No, halfwit Fairfax journalist,

Homœopathy is not "A therapy aimed at improving a person's physical, mental and emotional state through natural medicines." You could have looked it up. Instead you went to the website of NZ Naturopaths and accepted their tendentious bafflegab bullshit.

This is a sidebar to a story about quackery, in which an iridologist let someone die when they could have sought real treatment for skin cancer... and for background on homœopathy you went to the website of NZ Naturopaths.

I may have improved the image slightly but that was only to redress the cosmic balance.

9 comments:

mikey said...

Ok, waitaminute here.

The fact that there is a WORD for Anusologist would seem to indicate that there is, somewhere, a non-zero number of practicing Anusologists.

And I really have to ask: Why? I mean, EEEWWWwwewww, gnome sane? Getting up close and personal with the butthole of strangers would be smelly at best, and probably a lot more gross than Substance McGotse can even imagine.

People - it takes all kinds to make a village shun you...

Substance McGravitas said...

Gross is in the brown eye of the beheld.

Smut Clyde said...

"Anusology" is a reliable contribution to the Riddled search-term traffic, mikey.

fish said...

emotional freedom tapping

No comment.

fish said...

Getting up close and personal with the butthole of strangers

You could always surf.

tigris said...

Homœopathy is not "A therapy aimed at improving a person's physical, mental and emotional state through natural medicines."

Shyeah, everyone knows it's all about the feelings of houses. Also "reflexology" sounds like they're going to charge you too much for a foot rub.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Only someone with their head wedged up their ass would take anusology seriously.

I imagine it was started by some perv who wanted to turn his fetish into a living.

Smut Clyde said...

I RESENT THAT REMARK.

tigris said...

You spelled "represent" wrong.