Sunday, October 20, 2013
Cultosaurus erectus
Reptilian rough-trade erotica is evidently a thing.
Let the record show that at Riddled we are not mere slavish imitators of literary trends but were in fact writing medieval dragon p0rn back when it was neither popular nor profitable.
The severed head kept alive in a niche is there because (according to the focus group) "decapitee voyeurism" would help stake out our brand and build the audience. It may have been a mistake to let Zombie J.G. Ballard run our focus groups.
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B.Ö.C. lyrics,
Mamma weer all crazee now
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Who knew that gryphons have a thing for thongs?
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I will just politely draw your attention to this and back away slowly.
Gryphthong rhymes with diphthong, Thundra. The rest of the limerick is waiting for inspiration.
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