Sunday, October 20, 2013

Cultosaurus erectus

Reptilian rough-trade erotica is evidently a thing.

Let the record show that at Riddled we are not mere slavish imitators of literary trends but were in fact writing medieval dragon p0rn back when it was neither popular nor profitable.

The severed head kept alive in a niche is there because (according to the focus group) "decapitee voyeurism" would help stake out our brand and build the audience. It may have been a mistake to let Zombie J.G. Ballard run our focus groups.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Who knew that gryphons have a thing for thongs?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I will just politely draw your attention to this and back away slowly.

Smut Clyde said...

Gryphthong rhymes with diphthong, Thundra. The rest of the limerick is waiting for inspiration.