Saturday, October 12, 2013

Features of the Riddled Powered Fainting Couch include EZ-Clutch Pearls

Via a thread at LGM, we learn of outrage among the professionally outraged due to restrictions on the supply of gubblement-funded power chairs and scooters. Paperwork! Doctors' certificates! Stop this gubblement meddling!

What powers do these chairs actually have? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
At the very least they should shoot lightning like Governor Kadenborg's.