Monday, November 6, 2017

Journalists far more sympathetic towards Worst US Mass-Murderer Until Next One after discovery that he was not only white, but also Economically Insecure


No, really.



In other news, the local sheriff has incontrovertible conclusive truth that Paddock was crazy, and therefore not a true Scotsman representative of American Heartland Gunlicker Values.

4 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Millionaire who pisses money away gambling was Economically Insecure? What does that make us poor working stiffs?

rhwombat said...

Oh great - another euphemism for arsehole.

Smut Clyde said...

What does that make us poor working stiffs?

LOSERS.

Mentis Fugit said...

YM "LOOSERS"