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Showing posts with label The two bottles of Pooters Porter Politics Club. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The two bottles of Pooters Porter Politics Club. Show all posts
Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Icarus flew too near the sun
Into the blue his red wax did run

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Franz Radziwill was not clear on some details of the Icarus mythogem. He was not alone in this. Some Farangist duckspeaker at the To...
Saturday, October 21, 2017

Polydactyl policies

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After 15 hours on Twittle, @ FirstCatofNZ has 522 807 827 followers. How many of them are Russian Bluebots?
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Saturday, June 10, 2017

Our chief weapons are decisiveness... decisiveness and responsibility... and an unwavering commitment to principles

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The non-goodness of a Bad Decision can be measured by the speed of the Deciderer's search for someone else to blame . There are l...
Thursday, May 25, 2017

Pro-tip: Highly-effective politicians only write dirty limericks

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Here at Riddled we are aware of all Terms-of-venery traditions and we cannot condone the use of "bevy" as a collective term for b...
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Sunday, October 2, 2016

A Productive Cough

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Now, of course, one is a happy little work unit, going about not asking difficult questions and NOT seeing quite a lot, while making the wor...
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Wednesday, July 27, 2016

New plagiarism scandal looms

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Donald Trump said Wednesday he would consider recognizing Crimea as Russian territory and lifting the sanctions against the country if he...
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Friday, July 22, 2016

God Win

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Teh Dim-Post (a New Zealand political-humour blogger) has a bleg : I am now obsessed with and addicted to reading about the US election c...
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Sunday, June 26, 2016

Making silver linings out of sow's ears

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Just look at the bollocks some opinionator wrote for a NZ weekend fishwrap, and was understandably too embarrassed to sign a name to: The...
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Sunday, June 19, 2016

Trump d'œil

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Edward Gorey continues to be politically relevant.
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Tuesday, March 22, 2016

A working-class Nero is something to be

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By way of the usual Republican / TIME courtiers , we are informed that Donald Trump regards himself as a blue-collar billionaire, a self-mad...
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Monday, March 21, 2016

TIME magazine:

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Unable to tell the differenc e between Che Guevara and Camilo Cienfuego. POTUS Obama does not appear to be leading military operations in...
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Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Brawndo's got what Astroturf craves

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Establishment Republican astroturfers launched an advertising campaign calling attention to Donald Trump's contempt for women (presumab...
Sunday, November 8, 2015

Mittageisen (Metal Postcard)

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JEbush boasts of his digestive prowess: Perhaps he is unaware of all artistic traditions . It would be irresponsible not to speculat...
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Monday, September 28, 2015

The first time as therapeutic psychodrama, the second time as a primary debate

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Dr Rokeach, we have 19 18 17 patients each convinced that he or she is the One appointed by God to become president and make the US gr...
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Friday, September 4, 2015

I am SHOCKED to find Republican politics revealed as turning into a con-job

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To be fair, there is no reason to believe that the various primary candidates whose names are being used to flood my spam tray would ever se...
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Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Lucifer the light

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So this oozed out from the Putin-supporting conspirasphere: [Ukrainian] Prime Minister Arseniy Yatsenyuk, himself a former legal U.S. res...
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Tuesday, December 2, 2014

When politicians talk of resurrection I reach for my shovel

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The reader who has been paying attention to the seething viper pit suspended over a lake of lava and hanging by rusty cables that is Austral...
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Saturday, November 29, 2014

Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out

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"What?!" exclaim the readers who were paying attention, both of you. "Has not Another Kiwi already covered the story of your...
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Thursday, September 18, 2014

We're going to need a bigger Bag of Dicks...

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...the New Zealand election is approaching. 1936 of them ought to be enough. On close inspection, they appear to be uncircumcised.
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Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Shane Jones, candidate for Leader of the Opposition, is a class act

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You can tell by the elegant circumlocutions he uses to ascribe the behaviour of female politicians to PMT. Jones has decided that he has...
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