Thursday, November 26, 2009

Wake up from your bondage, sheeple!!

Fulfilling all your worst stereotypes about what we get up to in New Zealand.

(SPOILER ALERT: The barley grass did it).






Kids these days have it easy. Back then we had to make our own ovine gimp suits out of old fertiliser bags.
Is this where the pop-up title goes?










If you were wondering, the legs belong to Dr Jennifer Hartley.

15 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

Wrapping sheep to keep them warm? We had some funny farming practises back in the day.
Curse the barley grass.

Smut Clyde said...

It is better to wrap a lamb than to curse the barley grass!

ckc (not kc) said...

...do they shrink when you wash them?

Smut Clyde said...

The secret is gentle hand-washing without shampoo.
All my information about barley grass is 30 years out of date, alas.
More ram-pants here.

merc said...

Is it wrong to focus too long on those blue human pants?

reelyto; a shallow person

Another Kiwi said...

It is better to wrap barley ham than cure the grass

merc said...

Meat is the grass cure.

subte, beneath the the.

ckc (not kc) said...

perhaps it's dinosaur envy

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

John Barleygrass must die!

Word verification: flagio

An unnatural act performed on a banner.

Substance McGravitas said...

Maybe it keeps the parrots off.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Keas would have done a number on old Thorvald, son of Eirik.

Come to think of it, Eirik, son of Eirik, also has a lot of fat around his kidneys, and would be prime kea fare.

Smut Clyde said...

Yhe kakapo are more of a problem, truth be known. They can reduce the value of the wool dramatically.

An unnatural act performed on a banner.
BBBB is banned OW OW OW OW

M. Bouffant said...

Nation of sheep
Nation of sheep
The President's on tee vee
& he's putting you to sleep

ckc (not kc) said...

Baa Mr. Sheep
Careful, you're walking all over your own self now
Walk on, Mr. Sheep
Walk on, Mr. Sheep
Walk on

merc said...

Let they that are without wool cast the first sheep.

pecoo, Pecos Bill greets you.