Monday, December 7, 2009

Announcement

In previous lifetimes in the intertuba I was a regular at a political website which appears to have died. *Dances jig then feels sad then dances jig*
At this site various other posters impressed me or made me think that there were Orcs in the world. One who consistently made me laugh has joined the Authors of Riddled. Despite his affection for Manchester United and negative stereotyping of Hobbits I am welcoming Brett to the building. I lied to him about there being no lawn mowing involved so his first missives will probably be a bit grass stained.
I think that we can all learn that time spent reading the fine print is time spent wisely.

26 comments:

mikey said...

I like to watch football with the sound muted and the stereo turned WAY up. I fill in the audio narrative for the game by occasionally running outside without my pants and yelling "OW OW OW OW OW DAMMIT"

Then I go back in and sit down, for the moment sated.

Hi Brett!

Substance McGravitas said...

Jeebus! You're inviting people again!

Soon, Deepak Chopra and you'll be HuffPo.

He recommends adidsces.

Another Kiwi said...

This is a big tent religion see? And the joining fee is pretty reasonable compared to bacon smelling trains. I'm just sayin'

Smut Clyde said...

Will there be incivility? There has not been enough TWATMUFFINS incivility around here lately.

Substance McGravitas said...

Invite this guy.

Another Kiwi said...

Keep a civil tongue in your head (or pocket for the zomboid amongst us)this is a site of Taste and Discernment as evinced by the Penis Worm thread.
Twatmuffins are on thursdays in the church hall on Ascot street.

Smut Clyde said...

*Dances jig then feels sad then dances jig*
I trust there were no accordions involved. They trigger me, ever since that episode at the Raskalnikovs concert.
I'm OK with concertinas, on account of them being invented by a physicist.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Despite his affection for Manchester United

If I cared, I'd be a BCFC supporter, because, SHUT UP, THAT'S WHY!

If I had the wings of a swallow
If I had the arse of a crow.
I'd fly straight on over the Villa
And shit on the bastards below

Another Kiwi said...

My jig dancing is modern interpretive jig dancing.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

This can't be the HuffPoo until there's a Tiger Penis Post.
~

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Hasn't there?

I'm not sure I can tell. There may have been tiger penises in the woodcuts.

fish said...

I believe the sea "worms" are as of yet of indeterminate origins.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

so you've hired an OmbudsBrett?

Another Kiwi said...

Zombie shakedown artists!! I bet you know a OmbudsBrett who is your brother-in-law,eh?

Jennifer said...

Brett's the pooter wrangler/operator, isn't he??

Brett said...

Without question.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

This can't be the HuffPoo until there's a Tiger Penis Post.

Viagra is a much better "performance enhancer" than either tiger penis or powdered rhinoceros horn.

Smut Clyde said...

This does not mean that it will increase your appreciation of the New Zealand Symphony Orchestra if you load up on the stuff before the concert.
I now have strange Pavlovian reactions to Sibelius' Second Symphony.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

to be realistic, Mr. Clyde, you have strange reactions to almost EVERYTHING.

tigris said...

I now have strange Pavlovian reactions to Sibelius' Second Symphony.

Finnish before you've even started, eh? Birthday composer!

Smut Clyde said...

There may have been tiger penises in the woodcuts.
You're probably thinking of Walther Klemm's "Die Erbsünde" series of etchings...
[Checks] No, wait, that was a leopard.

mikey said...

Huh.

Now that you mention it, I wonder what happened to that hapless hadrosaur's penis?

Why wouldn't it petrify?

Nah, don't tell me. Biology bores the bejeezus outta me.

Smut Clyde said...

There is indeed a thriving trade within traditional Chinese medicine for petrified dinosaur bacula, or "dragon boners" as they are known.

mikey said...

No, man, I totally GET it.

I've been draggin' this boner around for six decades and some change.

Another Kiwi said...

However it is when the Dragon boners are exchanged for salt, that our story becomes really interesting

Smut Clyde said...

I've been changing them for salticids. Apparently I am in error.