Tuesday, December 8, 2009

The Doctor is Out. Way out.

Oh Good Grief!

Ze lunatic fringe of America (also known as a rough 50% of the populace) has a new conspiracy theory to kick about.

Obama hates - wait for it - A Charlie Brown Christmas.

The mayor of an incest farm small town in the rural state of Tennessee has asserted that Obama's speech about Afghanistan was deliberately timed to interrupt the beloved Charles Schultz Christmas classic.

Here's the quote, which he posted on his Facespacetwitterweblog:

"Ok, so, this is total crap, we sit the kids down to watch 'The Charlie Brown Christmas Special' and our muslim president is there, what a load.....try to convince me that wasn't done on purpose. Ask the man if he believes that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and he will give you a 10 minute disertation (sic) about it....w...hen the answer should simply be 'yes'...."

Why can't hizzoner use facebook the way god intended - to stalk college interns he works with?

25 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

hen the answer should simply be 'yes'...."

FUCK THOSE HENS.

Link needs adjusting.

Another Kiwi said...

Link fixed. The link button always adds http// because JUST SHUT UP that's why

Brett said...

I've gone and shat the bed already. Link fixed, I hope. Or not, and I've simply made it all up.

Another Kiwi said...

Those lawns finished too?

mikey said...

Why can't hizzoner use facebook the way god intended - to stalk college interns he works with?

After all, the two aren't mutually exclusive. One could update one's facebook status with a theory that Obama hates the round headed kid or maybe Vince Guaraldi, and from there immediately begin sending "friend" messages to young community college students who post pictures of scantily-clad-binge-drinking episodes...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I've gone and shat the bed already

It's a Riddled tradition! You fit right in.

Peter said...

This is America! Love it or leave .... wha?

Fuching antipodeans.

M. Bouffant said...

Now now, our lunatic fringe (noisy as they are) aren't more than a third of the population at any given time.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Well done, Brett.

Now just lay back and wait for your first Zardoz...

Another Kiwi said...

I like the way the lunatic 50% can incorporate the telebision blocking capabilities of the Ursurper King of Kenya with him being a Muslim. The Muslimnicity is sort of bound up inside the widdle inside an angina as a given and gets an offhand reference.
Antipodean from the Greek anti=not, and , podean=a fuckwit.

Smut Clyde said...

I had gained the impression that your lunatic fringe were all over here, inhabiting our comment threads (and threads at certain associated blogs).

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I heard maniacal laughter.

Is there an outbreak of dancing spiders here??
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Smut Clyde said...

It could be arranged if there is sufficient enthusiasm.

mikey said...

Fuck spiders.

I'm holding out for Grannies

Another Kiwi said...

Our spider stock is kind of elderly so may be Granny spiders. Howsabout that?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Dancing granny spiders is fine, as long as they're scary.

Wouldn't wanna disappoint Jennifer.
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tigris said...

EIGHT varicose legs! And they want to sit you down and tell you all about their recent procedures and show you pictures of their grandkids!

ckc (not kc) said...

...pictures of their grandkids...

...floating away on their little silk threads (strains of Vince Guaraldi in the air - not that it matters)

Smut Clyde said...

I was speculating a few days ago that the forthcoming apology would look like this: “I would like to express regret that someone betrayed our friendship by taking a private, uncensored exploration of ideas and going public with it.”

The mayor 'regrets offending anyone with what he described as a "poor attempt at tongue-in-cheek humor amongst friends",' which is close enough for me to go Yay Me!

The UK climatologists whose e-mails were hacked should try the same line of argument.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

We remain a young nation, but in the words of Scripture, the time has come to set aside childish things.

mikey said...

Whoa, step back now, youngster.

You ain't getting my RC Helicopter without pickin up a few dings in the process...

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Stupid Obama also preempted the annual showing of Frank Miller's Charlie Brown Special.

Another Kiwi said...

Frank Miller CB is the best.

Lawnguylander said...

So I guess this guy has to watch the Charlie Brown Christmas on TV because he doesn't own the 40th Anniversary DVD? Seems to me there ought to be a stigma attached to such.

Another Kiwi said...

UH, crikey!!
From the Southern Beale blog comes further developments from the Mayor of Arlington, or not.