Ze lunatic fringe of America (also known as a rough 50% of the populace) has a new conspiracy theory to kick about.
Obama hates - wait for it - A Charlie Brown Christmas.
The mayor of an
Here's the quote, which he posted on his Facespacetwitterweblog:
"Ok, so, this is total crap, we sit the kids down to watch 'The Charlie Brown Christmas Special' and our muslim president is there, what a load.....try to convince me that wasn't done on purpose. Ask the man if he believes that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and he will give you a 10 minute disertation (sic) about it....w...hen the answer should simply be 'yes'...."
Why can't hizzoner use facebook the way god intended - to stalk college interns he works with?
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hen the answer should simply be 'yes'...."
FUCK THOSE HENS.
Link needs adjusting.
Link fixed. The link button always adds http// because JUST SHUT UP that's why
I've gone and shat the bed already. Link fixed, I hope. Or not, and I've simply made it all up.
Those lawns finished too?
Why can't hizzoner use facebook the way god intended - to stalk college interns he works with?
After all, the two aren't mutually exclusive. One could update one's facebook status with a theory that Obama hates the round headed kid or maybe Vince Guaraldi, and from there immediately begin sending "friend" messages to young community college students who post pictures of scantily-clad-binge-drinking episodes...
I've gone and shat the bed already
It's a Riddled tradition! You fit right in.
This is America! Love it or leave .... wha?
Fuching antipodeans.
Now now, our lunatic fringe (noisy as they are) aren't more than a third of the population at any given time.
Well done, Brett.
Now just lay back and wait for your first Zardoz...
I like the way the lunatic 50% can incorporate the telebision blocking capabilities of the Ursurper King of Kenya with him being a Muslim. The Muslimnicity is sort of bound up inside the widdle inside an angina as a given and gets an offhand reference.
Antipodean from the Greek anti=not, and , podean=a fuckwit.
I had gained the impression that your lunatic fringe were all over here, inhabiting our comment threads (and threads at certain associated blogs).
I heard maniacal laughter.
Is there an outbreak of dancing spiders here??
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It could be arranged if there is sufficient enthusiasm.
Fuck spiders.
I'm holding out for Grannies
Our spider stock is kind of elderly so may be Granny spiders. Howsabout that?
Dancing granny spiders is fine, as long as they're scary.
Wouldn't wanna disappoint Jennifer.
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EIGHT varicose legs! And they want to sit you down and tell you all about their recent procedures and show you pictures of their grandkids!
...pictures of their grandkids...
...floating away on their little silk threads (strains of Vince Guaraldi in the air - not that it matters)
I was speculating a few days ago that the forthcoming apology would look like this: “I would like to express regret that someone betrayed our friendship by taking a private, uncensored exploration of ideas and going public with it.”
The mayor 'regrets offending anyone with what he described as a "poor attempt at tongue-in-cheek humor amongst friends",' which is close enough for me to go Yay Me!
The UK climatologists whose e-mails were hacked should try the same line of argument.
We remain a young nation, but in the words of Scripture, the time has come to set aside childish things.
Whoa, step back now, youngster.
You ain't getting my RC Helicopter without pickin up a few dings in the process...
Stupid Obama also preempted the annual showing of Frank Miller's Charlie Brown Special.
Frank Miller CB is the best.
So I guess this guy has to watch the Charlie Brown Christmas on TV because he doesn't own the 40th Anniversary DVD? Seems to me there ought to be a stigma attached to such.
UH, crikey!!
From the Southern Beale blog comes further developments from the Mayor of Arlington, or not.
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