Saturday, December 19, 2009

Baldung Grien was the master of painting lascivious expressions

"When she emerged from the Bene Tleilaxu axolotl tank, Eve's flesh was still soft, and her boobies kept needing to be pushed back to the proper position."

"As soon as the photographer's finished, you leering bastard, I'm going to take this apple and 'touch you inappropriately' so far you'll be able to spit out the seeds."

4 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

It is very difficult when one takes the new rubber friend to Christmas dinner. I'm not sure that both of them being naked would have all that helpful in diffusing tension but the Apple gift is a good move. Remember to keep her away from the Brandy flamed pudding and the holly.

Substance McGravitas said...

Thank god for the modesty that keeps that filmy nothing over her crotch.

Smut Clyde said...

She probably bought it from the Johnson Smith Company.

fish said...

It is sad that Tleilaxu quality control has slipped so far recently. It used to be their vat-grown girlfriends were of equal or superior quality to certain Bavarian built automobiles.