Sunday, December 20, 2009

Q.: What's worse than a whiny-assed titty baby?

In news from the US, in the hope of impeding progress on watered-down health-care changes, Republican senators block defense finance bill.

A.: A two-faced hypocritical whiny-assed titty-baby.

Don't feel obliged to click on link, which is Figure 19.4 from Surgery in Infancy and Childhood (Dennison, 3rd ed.).

24 comments:

ckc (not kc) said...

"I don't want health care," Sen. Sam Brownback (R-Kansas) said...

...if only we could oblige him

Smut Clyde said...

A decent health-care scheme is too important to risk diluting it by sharing it with non-senators.

mikey said...

It's kinda funny when you think about it. If they had played the game, Obama et al would have given them the store. They could have had a bill that was a complete failure. All they had to do was agree they'd vote for anything the CBO scored at under $350 Billion and the resulting bill would have been a disaster.

But instead, they refused to play at all, so they were mere observers while the blue dogs did a half-assed version of their jobs.

Who knew infants and children performed surgery? Do they willingly wash their hands first?

merc said...

We must appease our angry Sneator Overlords lest they rain wrath upon us.

"We will bomb them into the stone age". LBJ - you knew how to run a dirty war.

preca, the lot of them.

Smut Clyde said...

Who knew infants and children performed surgery?

Hush, hush, whisper who dares;
Little boy sits at the top of the stairs.
Blood on the wainscot, blood on the mat;
Christopher Robin castrated the cat.

ckc (not kc) said...

(well, there goes the cat-lover demographic, not to mention Milne)

Smut Clyde said...

Smut had great big waterproof boots on;
Smut had a great big waterproof hat;
Smut had a great big waterproof Mackintosh
And you don't come kinkier than that!

ckc (not kc) said...

Smut Clyde was not a good man --
He had his little ways.
And sometimes no one spoke to him
For days and days and days.

ckc (not kc) said...

A while he stood there watching,
And envying them all ...
When through the window big and red
There hurtled by his royal head,
And bounced and fell upon the bed,
An ______________.


(Go to it)

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Buncha tiny-assed witty babies.
That's what!
~

Another Kiwi said...

Baby purity means that they don't have to wash their hands.

ckc (not kc) said...

Baby purity

You know, that's not how I remember it!

Another Kiwi said...

Baby mind control. I don't remember much of the first 3 years.

Smut Clyde said...

Who knew infants and children performed surgery?
Conditioned monkey surgeons were good enough for the Instrumentality and they're good enough for me.

Another Kiwi said...

If it's surgery or butlery, you can't go past a monkey.

tigris said...

Baby purity means that they don't have to wash their hands.

Way back when I was churched I went to a largely Calvinist church. One time a missionary to Uganda came to baptize the child of a Ugandan couple, and he also preached the sermon which was on total depravity. The main thing I remember was how he believed the doctrine disproved the innocence of children, whom he called "vipers in diapers".

Smut Clyde said...

If it's surgery or butlery, you can't go past a monkey.
A'gentur was also conditioned as a physician and a barber, if memory serves.

the sermon which was on total depravity
I have always been content with partial depravity. I lack ambition.

Another Kiwi said...

A friend wishes to know where he might go to see total depravity in terms of a comparison twin test.

Smut Clyde said...

What are the limits of the scale? What is the upper limit of pravity?

tigris said...

The way TD was described to me was "it's like a little poison in a glass of water, it disperses and taints the whole glass;" the diluted poison pollutes the "pure" water rather than the whole glass being undiluted super sexy poison time. Leave to God-botherers to make depravity more boring than you ever thought possible.

ckc (not kc) said...

the diluted poison pollutes the "pure" water rather than the whole glass being undiluted super sexy poison time.
...sounds like homeopathy to me - though less scary

tigris said...

Less scary? I think Calvinism has done more harm, but then I was predestined to think that.

Captcha= backin. I wonder if it hovers, too?

ckc (not kc) said...

...can't die of sex

Smut Clyde said...

it's like a little poison in a glass of water

Hmmm, absinthe time!