From the instructions for the Benji Play 'n' Spray water pistol, made in China, which my son will break within 20 minutes of first using it.
Instruction 8: To use in a free place
Instruction 9: Free length presence susceptible to provoke an entanglement.
Instruction no.10: Note of use for the interview and the verification of the abeyances and other fixings.
Stop provoking entanglements you people!! Next time there will be abeyances and other fixtures.
Saturday, December 26, 2009
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The quondam entanglement is all better now.
The rancid goat butter application worked then?
My interview with a Beyancé has STILL not yet been verificated or fixed.
use in a free place?
well, that rules out America....
Umm, lookit, I don't mean to provoke an entanglement or anything like that, but we're still waiting downtown for you to provide verification of your abeyances and other fixings. We have been more than patient with you Mr. Kiwi, if that's your REAL name, but if we have not recieved your verification forms complete in triplicate with notarization by Friday next, we WILL begin enforcement proceedings.
Good DAY, Mr. Kiwi...
Hey! my abeyances and fixings are perfectly fine and have been inspected by Veterinarians in three counties. They will be forwarding the free length presence to you shortly, free of some entanglements which were the result of a marine worm infestation.
Damn bureaucrats!Sir.
So, broken yet?
Young master Kiwi has not played with it yet as he currently unable to move more than 1.5 metres from the Wii box thingo, and he is not allowed squirty things inside.
I learned from Ghostbusters that it is really important that you don't cross the streams or something really bad will happen. They failed to mention whether they meant the Potomac or the Anacostia River, so I am a bit trapped at the moment.
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