Sunday, January 17, 2010

Ombudsmuybridge

Image and video hosting by TinyPicIf I have fully grasped comment threads such as this one, there is a position of Ombudsmøøse available at 3Bulls. I have submitted my audition tape.

39 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I'm pretty sure you missed the point chief.

Smut Clyde said...

That is unpossible. I did not miss the point; the point missed me.

mikey said...

Gee. 349 comments, each containing one or more inside jokes.

Missed the point?

That's un Possible!

mikey said...

It's unanimal.

The good Smutty Doktor and I will be seceding and forming our own nation, based upon the inappropriate use of both pre- and post-enlightenment woodcuts and greek fire.

Hey.

Wanna do a trade deal?

Smut Clyde said...

It's hard to get fire insurance when you combine woodcuts and greek fire in the same blog. At the very least the insurers want a decent sprinkler system installed, and then you get the bozos who ignore the "No Smoking" sign and light up inside and set off the sprinklers.

mikey said...

It could be worse.

You could have my fucking water heater....

Smut Clyde said...

What could possibly go wrong with a free-trade deal?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

How is fucking water different from the the otehr kind?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I did not miss the point; the point missed me.

come back and let me take aim again. mikey, maybe I can borrow that repeating crossbow?

Hold still dammit, Clyde! Stop Squirming!!

Smut Clyde said...

fucking water
Perhaps you know it under its other name, "Pabst Blue Ribbon".

ckc (not kc) said...

where's the buff cricketer?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

that moose is clearly nothing but Snag bait.

But since none of the rest of us can get a peep out of him, well played.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

But also, where's the cricket buffer?

Smut Clyde said...

where's the buff cricketer?
Teh animated spiders got him.

ckc (not kc) said...

(plus, that's never a moose)

ckc (not kc) said...

...thin at one end, much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end...

a elk

Smut Clyde said...

If there were only some way of inserting alternative titles within HTML, so that they popped up whenever the cursor passed over the corresponding section of the page.

ckc (not kc) said...

yeah, that requires paying attention... pshaw!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

still have to buff these crickets.

Smut Clyde said...

Crickets get buff on a diet of orchid nectar and a life-style of promiscuous pollination.
This does not necessarily work for primates.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

well, THAT explains why the turtle wax wasn't working. I was a bit leery about using cross-species polishing compounds.

I'm not gonna shave that elk though.

ckc (not kc) said...

...now if, when the cursor passed over said section, the operating system should freeze up and require rebooting (not inconceivable, in my experience), that would attract my interest (many say that this is not an inconsiderable challenge).

(and I will happily buff crickets, for a nominal fee).

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

now if, when the cursor passed over said section, the operating system should freeze up and require rebooting

...my bet would be you're running Windows.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'm sure you'll get in even if it is an elk.

3Bulls! isn't all that picky.
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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Good luck with your application, Mr. Clyde!
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Capt. Trollypants said...

Oh, it's like the parrot that wants to be a Budweiser clydesdale.

Mendacious D said...

3Bulls! isn't all that picky.

Tell me about it.

tigris said...

I thought the ombudselk(ombudsœlk?) position was taken? Or maybe I'm confusing it with the ombudsemu.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

always room for another ombuds. You can never be too unbiased.

Smut Clyde said...

OK, h8rz, is this a moose?

mikey said...

Love is a many-splendored thing...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Good luck with your statue porn.

Pinko seems like he's going to be a tough nut to crack.
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ckc (not kc) said...

this, of course, is a moose (and a friend of the moose).

ckc (not kc) said...

...my bet would be you're running Windows.

...hectoring and cajoling, for the most part

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

What could possibly go wrong with a free-trade deal?

Hey, that's a picture of the auto-fellating walrus!

Also, Eadweard Muybridge's name came up at the last Secret Science Club lecture. Funny how synchronicity works!

Smut Clyde said...

the auto-fellating walrus
For some reason the top "Related Video" accompanying that clip on YouTube is Lady Gaga & Bad Romance.

Von said...

I have also applied.
I think.
I don't know.
I'm still recovering from reading all of those damned comments.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

imagine how we feel from MAKING all those damn comments.

Smut Clyde said...

Dirty, I imagine, and tainted, and yet strangely eager for the next time.