Sunday, February 28, 2010

"That boy will never leave the house again all summer!"

said mikey in recent comments when the subject of multiple boobies came up, as it so often does.

It is as if someone used the Riddled time machine to steal mikey's ideas and go back to commission a line of soft huggable multiple-boobied nuclear mushrooms from the design duo of Dunne and Raby. One of these would be the perfect accessory for the Legoland model of Hiroshima.

"Priscilla" is modelled on a 1957 test in Nevada (a 37 kiloton device suspended from a balloon) whose images have become the iconic Ephesian Diana of our times.*

* One archivist points out that most of the images widely circulated and identified as the Priscilla test are actually photographs of the Grable test, part of Operation Upshot-Knothole in 1953, on account of the DoE sending out the wrong pictures at some point. So someone is right on the Internet and everyone else is wrong.

One day we will all go into the water, when we can no longer resist our attraction to multiple-breasted siphonophorae.

8 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Damn, Smut.

It would appear that you have it ALL uncovered.
~

Smut Clyde said...

I prefer the term "décolleté".

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

]One day we will all go into the water, when we can no longer resist our attraction to multiple-breasted siphonophorae.

Lest peen aficianados feel left out, there's there's interesting stuff for them too under the sea.

mikey said...

Now see here, Mr. Smutty, if that's your REAL name, we don't take kindly around these parts to that kind of mockery. You should know that mocking the classic "Oriental" accent is in terribly poor taste, and can be quite hurtful.

Smut Clyde said...

Lest peen aficianados feel left out

Do not get Another Kiwi started on the subject of marine worms unless you have a good tolerance for the Explaining Voice.

mikey said...

I'm actually old enough to remember having to learn to peen in junior high school.

No, smartypants, in METAL SHOP!

Peening is how you round over a rivet. With a ball peen hammer. When you do it right, it's elegant and functional.

Just wait 'til the great unraveling then you'll be glad to know me...

Substance McGravitas said...

The mushroom crowd eats bullshit in the dark.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Do not get Another Kiwi started on the subject of marine worms unless you have a good tolerance for the Explaining Voice.

Bring it on, AK!

NEREIDS!!!!