Monday, March 15, 2010

Chess Battle Thunder violent war game!!!

See, this is what I'm talking about in terms of new chess pieces. No more boring arse Rooks, sitting around in castles and holding everything up. And there are three teams here: The Carrots, The Blue cushions and The Tambourines.
The snakes can be any team and the shields go to the Carrot and Tambourine teams. The Snake with the red drink is especially wild and often cannot remember whose side it is on.
The horse dude with the Blue stick is like the ringmaster.
Now this is a good game.
I make the first move to be an Immelmann half role by Double carrot man! Unconventional I know but there's a trap involved

14 comments:

merc said...

Plausible but for the half role.
failiste, it's a real freakin' word surely?

Substance McGravitas said...

OMG waiting for the platinum set!

Drinkysnake: USE VOMITBREATH!

mikey said...

Yes, your opening is unconventional, but that is very likely because countering it is so very simple. My mounted Tambouriner rolls into a split ess and heads for the river.

His superior weight and rhythmic skills take him out of the kill zone and into a nice campsite for some oats and a little light guitar accompaniment....

Another Kiwi said...

Where carrot snake creeps up and steals his fern seed.
Only to be surprised by drinkysnake who tells him it's life story and sobs drunkenly onto the carrot, which splits. Damn!!

tigris said...

That is the famous "square peg" tarot layout. The cards you've drawn mean you will be continually hounded by sword, stick, and tableware-wielding royals and their vicious bird-snakes.

Smut Clyde said...

Queen with Frisbee to King's Secretary's (yeah, right, 'secretary', we've got your number) Aunt's Neighbour 4. Queen pwns Dude Doing Calisthenics on Crossed Cudgels.

merc said...

I can detect no oud, there is as far as i can identify no oud in this game. What's with that?
besseni; these are not verification words at all are they?

Existence doubted.

Smut Clyde said...

Worst ESP cards evah. Waves and circles and triangles were good enough for Rhine and they're good enough for me.

J— said...

If you like those, Andy's Playing Cards has lots of images of Spanish cards. Or check the Fournier site.

I have the commemorative Don Quijote deck. Very cool.

Another Kiwi said...

It is designed as an oudaless game so you can take it in the car.

merc said...

Those that take not their oud shall never flourish to 7 generations...

Another Kiwi said...

You take the oud road and I'll take the high road...

merc said...

Wont someone save me from these terrible punnists?

upearg; call to listen to me beautiful one.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I could go for some oud jenever right about now.