Friday, March 5, 2010

Stop sniggering back there!

When last we visited with Nile Gardiner he was warning us about... a very dangerous... thing.. with...stuff.
Anyway, his Conservative batteries have been refreshed!! He went to CPAC, people!!! He makes such claims as
An avowedly left-wing president worshipped with almost messianic zeal across much of the world, from Paris to Nairobi,
which puts them Frenchies in the right context, they are the same as people from Nairobia.

And how about the wonders of the food trough:
They have come from all corners of the country, a large percentage of them under the age of 30, to listen to veteran politicians such as Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and Dick Cheney, as well as rising stars such as newly elected Senator Scott Brown and Marco Rubio, the youthful son of Cuban immigrants, now campaigning for a Senate seat in Florida. At a CPAC dinner I attended as a guest last night, emceed by the wonderfully charismatic Congresswoman Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee, there was an extremely buoyant, almost festival-like atmosphere across the 1,000-strong crowd, enough to send shivers down the spine of Rahm Emmanuel.
See? people are 'veteran' and 'youthful' and 'wonderfully charismatic'. No one is a creeparse yokel with  homocidal tendencies. And Nile was a guest, like asked, no sneaking in under the tent flaps for him!!!

But, of course, the true nugget awaits at the bottom of the drool jar, where Nile tells us, might I say, breathlessly,
The American Left can only dream of putting together this kind of impeccably managed and intellectually vibrant three-day event,
See, Spendy Liberals (S.McGravitas 2009) you are too hopeless to put on a good freak show with the Birchers and the racism and the Glenn Beck mind unravelling thing. I bet no one calls you "wonderfully charismatic".

6 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

This article is GREAT!

The spirit of political revolution is in the air in Washington

Where the grass roots grow!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

They have come from all corners of the country, a large percentage of them under the age of 30, to
try to get a check under Hannah Giles' sarong.

Fixx0red 4 gr8 Justice!

I bet no one calls you "wonderfully charismatic".

No, but I have been called quite fetching in a cro-magnon way. Beat that, Nile!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

intellectually vibrant

Not the phrase I would use.

How about as stimulating as a rubber sheep?
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J— said...

Nile added, "Marco Rubio even showed me how to cut pork!"

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Nile added, "Marco Rubio even showed me how to cut pork!"

VPR?

Another Kiwi said...

Veiled fart reference, IMO.

Er, the discourse on the twit pictures is edifying.