Hey you mate.Can I help you, my good man, ummm camel?
Didn't you see the signs? This is a private beach.
Oops, my bad, I must have walked straight past them.
Well you'll have to walk straight back again.
Righty-ho, I'll do that. But it was a long walk, and a hot day, and I'll just put down my bag and have a quick glass of --
Right now mate. Guests at this beach, they're paying for privacy, they just want to let their hair down away from the public eye and not be celebrities.
Yes indeed. Oh, is that who I think it is ? Could you move just to the right a bit? You're kind of blocking the --
That's an engraving kit, isn't it.
No, no, it just looks a bit like that. A bit more to the right? I can't quite see --
PAPARAZZI SCUM.
Ow ow ow ow ow
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This govt.(tm) will eat itself.
ingsping, spin for inspiring that is not really inspiring (ref, above).
Being attacked by a camel bodyguard is NOT SO FUNNY ANYMORE once you've had a dulla inflated in your face, accompanied by bubbles and burbling noises.
Wow. Much to be learned from this, oh master clyde.
First, who knew camels were such fans of Dr. Alex Comfort. I can't imagine where ELSE they might have learned the Lotus Position.
And they're clearly quite open-minded about interspecies sex, or what camel academicians like to call humaniality. I'm not sure what that one back there has in mind, but the human is clearly excited by the prospect.
And then there's the camel's similarity to the AT/AT Walker (not to be confused with the Zimmer Frame, I think we've covered that in an earlier lesson plan), indicating that the earliest describers of the camel were Spielbergs. But as we can tell upon further examination, the camel isn't a Walker (or any other kind of right wing law enforcement officer) at all, it's a hybrid comprised of early sixties british invasion bands. There's John, Paul and George, so that must be Ringo in the front under the mouth.
I must confess that the camel's fetching "come hither" look is having a disturbing effect upon my libido, and making me think that perhaps I should visit my neighborhood zoo.
Without trousers...
The look on that camel's face is quite...interesting.
Also, how does this tie in to Ann Coulter's call for muslimofascist to use camels instead of flying carpets for their nefarious deeds (i.e. - flying on an airplane, like normal people are allowed to do)?
http://www.thisisbrandx.com/2010/03/ann-coulters-irony-deficiency.html
perhaps I should visit my neighborhood zoo.
To impress the laideez you need a hollow sac within your throat which you can inflate "in a display dominance, often during the rutting season, at the same time burbling - a disgusting sight to most human beings."
Come to think of it, I think I've seen that happening on Friday evenings at the pub.
The throat houses the dulla, a hollow sac which the male camel throws out in a display dominance, often during the rutting season, at the same time burbling - a disgusting sight to most human beings.
An enticing sight to the Neal Horsleys of the world.
There are many variants of the Camel Song but I hold this one to be the One True Version.
I'd like to know more about nose pegs and settling hormones. For science.
That's from the Camel Sutra, isn't it? I think I recognize the leftmost humping.
Has anyone ever been buggered with Rule 34?
Poor Mr Ed, reduced to pretending to be a beach guard camel. Here's a real victim of Hollywood Liberals, folks
It turns out that J-- has further information on human-camelid mixed pairs.
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