Friday, May 28, 2010
Memo to the daughter
The words "cute", "little" and "bald spot" do not belong together in a sentence, even if intended as an endearment.
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The bottle is then riddled, so that the lees settles in the neck of the wine bottle... Manual riddling is still done for Prestige Cuvées in Champagne... mechanised riddling equipment (a gyropalette) is used instead. (Wikipedia)
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Oh, she hasn't mentioned her contract with Rogaine™?
It seems her job is traveling around the countryside complementing men of a certain age on their "maturity and seriousness".
I've just been sitting back waiting for her to get to David Frum...
The proper terms are "cute", "large", and "honeydew".
Embrace your destiny!
The proper terms are: gibberring, meeping, and such as
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Baby pictures = weaponry.
Note to Onionheads, Present & Future:
If you still have your teef, kwitcher bitchin' about a few follicles.
Same if your spawn still speak to you.
Baby pictures = weaponry.
"Doktorling Sonja's first tattoo."
"cute", "large", and "honeydew".
I shaved my scalp once but the general opinion among onlookers was that the sooner the fur grew back, the better. No-one loved my loathly lewdly lumps.
baldies make for better NOMNOMNOMMINg.
As a baldy I can say the zombies will not NOM my brains without a fight. A wussy ineffectual kinda pathetic fight, but a fight nevertheless.
(just be glad it wasn't "big", "fat", and "beer-gut")
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