Sunday, June 20, 2010

Enticingly High Forehead Department

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

8 comments:

mikey said...

It would be immensely cooler if every tenth time the forehead window opened there was something else, maybe a naked brain or some bronze dood's junk...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Spiders on the brain?

There must be a cure for that.
~

merc said...

Are you following me?

comoterh, a mechanical hairpiece.

Smut Clyde said...

maybe a naked brain or some bronze dood's junk...

The brain option would leave me open to accusations from BBBB of plagiarising Barrington Bayley's "Sporting With the Chid".
How about a six-eyed dog's head?
I would also like the forehead window to split down the middle sometimes and open sideways like Pod Doors. World, make it so.

Substance McGravitas said...

Well then, here's an idea that I think sounds reasonable but I won't try right now because I'm sleepy.

Use

div style="background:url(x.gif) repeat;"

adding triangular brackets and replacing x.gif with whatever the URL of your image is.

Then add say, your standard tinypic tag as usual.

img src="y.gif" alt="" border="0"

/div

The trick is to make y.gif have a layer that lasts for a while and that that layer has blank space in which you can reveal the action of x.gif, thus revealing the Naked Man in a different fashion and with different timing. Set one to go through its cycle every five seconds and the other to do seven and you can pretend the timing's random.

Or, you know, just make a really long and complicated gif.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

The brain option would leave me open to accusations from BBBB of plagiarising Barrington Bayley's "Sporting With the Chid".


You reveal another vexing lacuna in my bibliophily.

Cruelty, thy name is Smut Clyde.

I finally got around to reading The Mound (VMVR?) by HPL and Zealia Bishop- it read like HPL doing a pastiche of A. Merritt.

mikey said...

Fuck. Just fucking fuck.

I know I've done something fundamentally wrong with my life when Substance's post was clear and logical and the Bald Bastard's was nigh impenetrable....

M. Bouffant said...

mikey, you may be looking for this universe, over here.