Thursday, June 3, 2010

Orb Cities

A new and rather unsettling (forgive the pun) aspect of the capitulation of Western Civilization to Orbofascism is the decision by several cities to become orb cities.
The degenerate  inhabitants of these cities construct large glass orbs around their city boundaries and then enter into a pact with demi-gods of the new religion to hold their cities aloft. As can be seen in the illustrations shown WHICH ARE NOT PHOTOSHOPPED, the useful idiot citizens are frequently tricked into providing a new toy for the demigods to roll around on in their backyards.
Notice, also, and as well that the first two cities are held aloft by naked persons. This is due to contractual agreements being reached with so called "Adult magazines" who were in the forefront of capitulation to the repressive and restrictive nudist Orb cults.

10 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

You have to have the cities held high so you can charge for the views.

Those who were working on the interior snow effect were all put to death after The Great Shake.

Smut Clyde said...

Mediaeval snow globes?

Another Kiwi said...

All sadly gone after the Medieval warming period

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Nudist Orb Cult will be the title of my next album.
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fish said...

Nudist Orb Cult

I am interested in subscribing to your newsletter. (I'm asking for a friend)

Yes, that's right, two running jokes at the same time!!

mikey said...

This is due to contractual agreements being reached with so called "Adult magazines" who were in the forefront of capitulation to the repressive and restrictive nudist Orb cults.

Well I should HOPE so. When magazines are young, they tend not to think things through, they act impulsively and often with hard-to-define motives.

It is only when the magazine reaches adulthood that it develops the common sense, judgement and patience to negotiate with the likes of nudist orb cults...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Nudist Orb Cult

for a brief period in the eighties, Buck Dharma and Eric Bloom toured under this name while legal battles were fought with the Bouchard brothers.

eventually, of course, the Old Gods rained pestilence on Albert and Joe, and they relented, allowing the two (and sometimes Lanier) to resume using the Blue Oyster apellation.

Few know that.

Mendacious D said...

Those who were working on the interior snow effect were all put to death after The Great Shake.

This explains why ZRM can't get any good work these days.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I am running for the Y______ city council on an "Orbs Here, Orbs Now" platform.

I have the backing of the Deros and CHUDS, and am seeking an endorsement from the Reptilians.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

All sadly gone after the Medieval warming period

The Medieval warming period was brought on by excessive focusing of sunlight passing through floating orbs.