Friday, June 4, 2010

Ombudsmøøse has nothing to hide! Transparency edition

According to the old Sámi proverb, there is more than one way to skin a møøse.
OK, this is really a reindeer.

If you think that Zombie Blitzen is looking rather shopworn and delapidated these days then evidently you haven't seen the state of Santa and Mrs Claus. They have become a graphic demonstration of the general ethical principle that not only should presents not be opened before $mas, but some are best not unwrapped at all.

I hope you're not waiting for the animated version.

UPDATE: People in comments demand draggable enhancements.

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24 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'm thinking someone needs a big pair of dark sunglasses.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

you haven't seen the state of Santa and Mrs Claus.


hmm. I support the development of easy-open spinal systems like that. It's like a brainsicle. ZOM NOM NOM NOM

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I love the fact that the Riddlers all go to sleep during the day, allowing us to swarm over the comments.

mikey said...

Swarm? I dunno.

We are not legion. We may very well lack the numerical superiority required to 'swarm'.

Perhaps it would be more accurate to say that we are allowed to 'piddle all over the comments'?

Butch Pansy said...

Blogging IS a bit of a piddling contest, isn't it? And those who comment are just leaving their calling cards, as my Mom used to put it. Dad was a little more...colorful.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Dad was a little more...colorful.

what, he used to pee in some color other than yellow?

Mendacious D said...

I think the Mission Statement at 3B calls for more of a translucency.

Perhaps a murkiness of ombudsmeese?

fish said...

Typoe, misspelled "swim".

Of course that might just apply to me.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Swarm? I dunno.

We are not legion. We may very well lack the numerical superiority required to 'swarm'.


Well, I swarm so my ass doesn't get bitten.

Substance McGravitas said...

Blogging IS a bit of a piddling contest, isn't it?

Pffft. Contest.

J— said...

Damn it, all this time I thought blogging was a defecators' duel.

Another Kiwi said...

ZRM sees to the heart of the matter as usual. Oh the long hours for those on the night shift in the Riddled building. With nothing more than a copy of "Juggs" magazine and a bottle of "Colonel Stimsons Special Liniment for Boys".
But it is worth it to beat off the other so-called-blogs with their rains of pee.

Smut Clyde said...

I am sure that Riddled is more than a lamppost for hairless primates.

A joust of jism? Bile battle? Clash of choler?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

bucket of Branes?

Substance McGravitas said...

Stolen pee is the sweetest pee.

mikey said...

"Oh, Sweet Pee
C'mon and dance with me..."

Smut Clyde said...

IP is theft.

merc said...

...UPDATE: People in comments demand...

This is when the purity departs and the monetisin' starts.

thelfi, damn stealin' IP elves.

Smut Clyde said...

You can always drag the tears down into the comment thread so that fish's gravatar is peeing on SMcG's. But that would be wrong.

Substance McGravitas said...

Now urine trouble.

mikey said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi-H6ohY37k

Mendacious D said...

This video contains content from WMG, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

Great. Now I can't see if Mikey linked to this.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Effing Fireflies.

I know it's relevant, somehow.
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mikey said...

As long as we're whoring it up, could this be the game changing moment in the California election?

Hey, c'mon. Thunder started it...