Wednesday, June 9, 2010

You'll thank me for this one day

Recently the Organizational Structure of Riddled Inc. has undergone a shake-up. Due to a lack of extradition agreement with Venezuela and the presence of the accounts department there, efficiencies must be found. In the chart the king with the winged stick is the blog that everyone sees.
Look at all the traffic!! Which appears to be alter egos of a guy called Abner from a trailer park in Texas. He is in turn controlled by two members of the National Review Online.
Now , of course there are layers and levels behind the NRO and as the chart shows it all ends up back at the Kenyan Usurper.
 Now the two efficiencies that we will be enforcing suggesting are represented by the ligatures behind the king and above the NRO staff. The diagrammatic representation of the missing departmrents is thus
The savings in beach balls alone will allow mega vitamin hay to be purchased for the Riddled server Hamsters

27 comments:

merc said...

Hmmm, still no mention of the live blogging Riddled credit cards misuse policy implementilism.
Simply, can we claim the beach balls or not?

everi, a Queen King.

Another Kiwi said...

I'm very glad that you brought that idea up, Merc and rest assured that we shall leave no stone unturned in pursuing the matter to a multi-beneficial outcome.
In the spirit of openness and transparency that inspires us all to do our best for a multi-beneficial outcome for taxpayers, we will appointing a committee, under the leadership of Rodney Hide, to investigate the matter and furnish a full report no later than one hour before the Rugby World Cup Final

merc said...

Milo and I took Rodders for a ride out to Woodhill Forest...the Rodders you will be seeing from now on has his Key implant modified.

distulat, milk alcohol

Smut Clyde said...

Many many years ago I learned the word "opsimath" from Disch's Camp Concentration (as well as "orthoepy", another fine word). But that doesn't matter now. What does matter is that Disch wrote:

"...That part of the drawing that I could see represented a crowned and bearded man holding a tall scepter upon which were mounted, one above the other, six further crowns. The king stood on an odd pedestal that grew flowerlike from a vine that branched, above the king's head, into a sort of lattice. At the interstices of this lattice were six other heads, lower, lesser types, and beside each head a letter of the alphabet, from D through I..."

I can't help suspecting that although Catchpenny & Horseplay (contractors and consultants) promised us a full six-sigma 360-degree review of the Riddled corporate structure, in fact they have fobbed us with a standard diagram that they have been selling to their customers for the last 4 decades or so, in which case it may be time to send the lion after them.

fish said...

Just try reconciling charges for "multiple lap dances" as cpu efficiency software for your computer. A friend told me they won't believe you.

merc said...

Ah the old lap dance cpu bump...

reldiu, really God I do.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

yeah, clearly Riddled Enterprises should have been spending that money and alcohol on architects and engineers for the new Smut Bimler Regional Offices and Sustainable Saloon.

Smut Clyde said...

"multiple lap dances"
My multithreading software, let me show you it. Massively parallel processing.

At the denouement of Camp Concentration we learn that "the drawing I'd found in George Wagner's Expense Book of a 'king' and the lattice of heads" is really "the wiring diagram for the main component of the reciprocator" (i.e. the machinery for transferring minds from one brain to another). Catchpenny & Horseplay have some 'splaining to do.
Also, don't let Another Kiwi talk you into trying on his new EEG helmet.

Another Kiwi said...

It's just a hat.
There will always be resistance to change in the workplace, but with an honest and open attitude we can work together in a spirit of inter personal complementation to ensure favorable outcomes for all workunits.

merc said...

What if one is a bad machine?
(One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest).

haingtl, when Gretel goes bad.

tigris said...

Too many naked ladies. How about a little something for the non-naked-lady-appreciating contingent of your readership?

Substance McGravitas said...

Here is a naked man.

You're welcome.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Tigris, if you need to be told not to click that link, you haven't been hanging around here very long.


However, there are lots of phallic symbols columns in other pictures.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

FUCK YOU BLOOGER.

you accepted STRIKETHROUGH, but will not render it? WE WILL FIGHT.

Smut Clyde said...

If only we had a co-blogger with suitable non-naked-lady-appreciating expertise.

merc said...

Why am I continually passed over?

requi, not quite a nice final word.

Another Kiwi said...

What about it tigris? Send me an email iffen you would like to join. The R refuses no river

merc said...

Of course I know why, being a Daemon I have no belly button...that's discriminationism that is.

synest, a wailing place.

Smut Clyde said...

Just don't ask AK about his winged stick.

Another Kiwi said...

Call it what you will sir! We call it a lack of storage place and be done with it.
Our more expenable lawyers will be contacting your Milo.

merc said...

That's not a real one, he grew that one in a dish from giant weta horn fungus.

upela, a call to come hither.

tigris said...

Wait, you people are willing to give me keys? I'd say you're risking ruin & cetera, but I'd probably lose them before I ever thought of anything to say.

Captcha is rocrole, which is how Sinbad learned never to click on Substance's links again.

Smut Clyde said...

The Riddled key is B Flat. Not just a harmonic structure but a whole way of life!

Smut Clyde said...

AK seems to have an e-address at his Blogger profile. Just saying.

Substance McGravitas said...

Do it, tigris. Take it from me, the trustworthy one.

Another Kiwi said...

Accursed horn Fungus, will it never be beaten!?!?!

merc said...

Horn fungus pays your wages buddy.

pingsn, I got nothing.