Recently the Organizational Structure of Riddled Inc. has undergone a shake-up. Due to a lack of extradition agreement with Venezuela and the presence of the accounts department there, efficiencies must be found. In the chart the king with the winged stick is the blog that everyone sees.
Look at all the traffic!! Which appears to be alter egos of a guy called Abner from a trailer park in Texas. He is in turn controlled by two members of the National Review Online.
Now , of course there are layers and levels behind the NRO and as the chart shows it all ends up back at the Kenyan Usurper.
Now the two efficiencies that we will be
enforcing suggesting are represented by the ligatures behind the king and above the NRO staff. The diagrammatic representation of the missing departmrents is thus
The savings in beach balls alone will allow mega vitamin hay to be purchased for the Riddled server Hamsters
27 comments:
Hmmm, still no mention of the live blogging Riddled credit cards misuse policy implementilism.
Simply, can we claim the beach balls or not?
everi, a Queen King.
I'm very glad that you brought that idea up, Merc and rest assured that we shall leave no stone unturned in pursuing the matter to a multi-beneficial outcome.
In the spirit of openness and transparency that inspires us all to do our best for a multi-beneficial outcome for taxpayers, we will appointing a committee, under the leadership of Rodney Hide, to investigate the matter and furnish a full report no later than one hour before the Rugby World Cup Final
Milo and I took Rodders for a ride out to Woodhill Forest...the Rodders you will be seeing from now on has his Key implant modified.
distulat, milk alcohol
Many many years ago I learned the word "opsimath" from Disch's Camp Concentration (as well as "orthoepy", another fine word). But that doesn't matter now. What does matter is that Disch wrote:
"...That part of the drawing that I could see represented a crowned and bearded man holding a tall scepter upon which were mounted, one above the other, six further crowns. The king stood on an odd pedestal that grew flowerlike from a vine that branched, above the king's head, into a sort of lattice. At the interstices of this lattice were six other heads, lower, lesser types, and beside each head a letter of the alphabet, from D through I..."
I can't help suspecting that although Catchpenny & Horseplay (contractors and consultants) promised us a full six-sigma 360-degree review of the Riddled corporate structure, in fact they have fobbed us with a standard diagram that they have been selling to their customers for the last 4 decades or so, in which case it may be time to send the lion after them.
Just try reconciling charges for "multiple lap dances" as cpu efficiency software for your computer. A friend told me they won't believe you.
Ah the old lap dance cpu bump...
reldiu, really God I do.
yeah, clearly Riddled Enterprises should have been spending that money and alcohol on architects and engineers for the new Smut Bimler Regional Offices and Sustainable Saloon.
"multiple lap dances"
My multithreading software, let me show you it. Massively parallel processing.
At the denouement of Camp Concentration we learn that "the drawing I'd found in George Wagner's Expense Book of a 'king' and the lattice of heads" is really "the wiring diagram for the main component of the reciprocator" (i.e. the machinery for transferring minds from one brain to another). Catchpenny & Horseplay have some 'splaining to do.
Also, don't let Another Kiwi talk you into trying on his new EEG helmet.
It's just a hat.
There will always be resistance to change in the workplace, but with an honest and open attitude we can work together in a spirit of inter personal complementation to ensure favorable outcomes for all workunits.
What if one is a bad machine?
(One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest).
haingtl, when Gretel goes bad.
Too many naked ladies. How about a little something for the non-naked-lady-appreciating contingent of your readership?
Here is a naked man.
You're welcome.
Tigris, if you need to be told not to click that link, you haven't been hanging around here very long.
However, there are lots of phallic symbols columns in other pictures.
FUCK YOU BLOOGER.
you accepted STRIKETHROUGH, but will not render it? WE WILL FIGHT.
If only we had a co-blogger with suitable non-naked-lady-appreciating expertise.
Why am I continually passed over?
requi, not quite a nice final word.
What about it tigris? Send me an email iffen you would like to join. The R refuses no river
Of course I know why, being a Daemon I have no belly button...that's discriminationism that is.
synest, a wailing place.
Just don't ask AK about his winged stick.
Call it what you will sir! We call it a lack of storage place and be done with it.
Our more expenable lawyers will be contacting your Milo.
That's not a real one, he grew that one in a dish from giant weta horn fungus.
upela, a call to come hither.
Wait, you people are willing to give me keys? I'd say you're risking ruin & cetera, but I'd probably lose them before I ever thought of anything to say.
Captcha is rocrole, which is how Sinbad learned never to click on Substance's links again.
The Riddled key is B Flat. Not just a harmonic structure but a whole way of life!
AK seems to have an e-address at his Blogger profile. Just saying.
Do it, tigris. Take it from me, the trustworthy one.
Accursed horn Fungus, will it never be beaten!?!?!
Horn fungus pays your wages buddy.
pingsn, I got nothing.
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