Sunday, August 1, 2010

David Beckham turns aside from the true path

SHAMEFUL STORY HERE
If the man is too compromised to allow him  to pass through the portals of Great Justice, he should just say so.

11 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Some people say David Beckham rates for Jerry.
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Another Kiwi said...

I hadn't had that but it would explain much

mikey said...

Lessee. Made a bunch of money playing a dumb game, became an international celebrity for nothing more that that same dumb game, married a millionaire superstar singer, travels internationally in first class or better, has fun, sex, health and wealth.

I'm not sure where y'all figure he went wrong, but I'm having trouble seeing where he was born on third and claimed to hit a triple....

Smut Clyde said...

I lived for a while in Southwark so I am obliged under UK law to hate the players of all teams except Millwall.

J— said...

Massimiliano Allegri is doing his part to help West Ham, making room to facilitate the move. The ball is in your ball court, David.

lawnguylander said...

I rate for Liverpool.

They want him to replace Green in goal, right?

J— said...

Why isn't Zonal Marking covering this important story?

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

To be fair, to pass through the portals of Great Justice one needs a "zig".

Another Kiwi said...

No it says remove all zigs, although Ms. Beckham is closer to a zigurat it would suffice.

Smut Clyde said...

Remove all zugs!

Kathleen said...

mmmm ham